"Unsafe at Any Speed" Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night...

Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Tomorrow’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more...

National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck) Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood Next Week’s Film   Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here. Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin...

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale...

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here  Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find...

Hey Siri, leave me the f**k alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin ...

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant...

Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents      

Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David...

Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter,...

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents      

 MERGEFIELD Description If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Zombie blood & gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film  LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of...

 MERGEFIELD Description Those express trains get you every time. Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror )  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo:...

 MERGEFIELD Description This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 5/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart ...

 MERGEFIELD Description Who are you?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart ...

 MERGEFIELD Description Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability:   MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate Ending  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to...

 MERGEFIELD Description What if Alien… but with t*****s?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to...

 MERGEFIELD Description Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film  Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022). Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find...

 MERGEFIELD Description They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Andrew Scahill  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart ...

 MERGEFIELD Description I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) ...

 MERGEFIELD Description If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) ...

 MERGEFIELD Description A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film  LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! ...

 MERGEFIELD Description A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) ...