64 episodes
Resting On Pretty Soda
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- TV & Film
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5.0 • 3 Ratings
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America’s Next Top Model premiered in 2003, and has not been brought to justice in the nearly two decades since. Enter Cassie and Erin - two failed models, who each week sit down with an episode of the show to recap, review and reassess the competition that dared to ask “do you want to be on top?” The answer might surprise us all.
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Emphasis On “Resting” - An Announcement
Hey, how’s your year going? Pretty great? Great? We’re coming to you, our dear listeners, to let you know that we’re going to be taking a brief pause on the show while Cassie recovers from a medical procedure. We love you and hope you’ll listen on with us when we return!
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Bird Facts Cast (S05E08-09)
We’re back! Happy new year! We missed you and hope you’re ready to immediately sully the blank slate with a truly absurd episode of America’s Next Top Model. This week, we watched “The Girl Who Wants To Step On The Pretty Flower” and “The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her” and watch the girls visit a previous Top Model champ, assemble their own posses, and meet a couple of real Jackasses. Then, we all recoil in horror as Lisa ventures into exciting new diaper-related territory in a bid for attention. Cassie talks about putting things in her nose, Erin says “Steve-O” really weird, and Producer Spouse is no longer allowed to sing Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are by Meat Loaf. Listen on!
S05E08: The Girl Who Wants To Step On The Pretty Flower
S05E09: The Girl Whose Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her
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XOXO Gossip Santa
Friends, family, elves and reindeer, it’s time for a holiday treat! This year, we decided to take a break from talking about ghastly people wearing great clothes on America’s Next Top Model, and instead decided to talk about ghastly people wearing great clothes on Gossip Girl! We discuss the season one holiday episode “Roman Holiday,” in which Blair’s father brings his boyfriend to town, and hijinks ensue. Serena searches for the perfect present, Erin and Cassie pick their favourite outfits from the show, and then Erin, Cassie, and Spouse all discover they murdered angels in their youth. Pour yourself a nog, throw on an expensive scarf, and join us for a laugh or three!
Folks, that’s gonna do it for us for 2020! Thank you for joining us this year. We’ll see you first week of January 2021 to continue our watch of Cycle 5 of America’s Next Top Model, but until then, stay safe, and have a wonderful and warm holiday season. We love you!
Gossip Girl S01E11: Roman Holiday
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Take A Nog On The Wild Side (S05E07)
Legend tells of an incredible discovery to be made within the notes for the seventh episode of season 5 of Resting On Pretty. Nobody has succeeded in cracking the code thus far, but perhaps you, dear listener, will prevail. Best of luck.
tHis week, we watched “the gIrls who are 1940s pinups” and wiTnessed tHe models run An obstacle course and get covered iN manure, cassie plays a bunch of pranKS, and there’s a very stinky go-see. FavOuRite photos are taken, there’s muLtIple Slyly writTEN tyra mails, and one model handles a panel challenge wIth some true iNGenuiTy. spOuse gets extremely Owned, erin starts a clUb for watching hoRror movies, and Cassie helps yOu dO your hoLiday SHOpping. listen on, Won’t you?
S05E07: The Girls Who Are 1940s Pinups
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Country Style Hot (S05E06)
Writing to you on the eve of the second Toronto lockdown, enjoying the snow outside, and listening to these two goofballs talk about America’s Next Top Model. Hard to be in too bad of a mood. Try to ruin my evening, I dare you! Double dog dare! You can’t! You’ll be reading this at LEAST two days too late! Anyway, what have we got here - okay, so this week, we watched “The Girl Who Loves Bubbles And Talks To Plants”and saw the models put on food based masks, relax in a hot tub, record a secret-heavy commercial and lightly plagiarize each other. Erin reveals she liked the television program Charmed, and Cassie reveals some equally interesting personal news.
S05E06: The Girl Who Loves Bubbles And Talks To Plants
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I’m Zonked, Dude (S05E05)
Howdy stranger. You’re not from 'round these parts, are ya? Yeah, this town ain’t been the same since them Resting On Pretty gals came through. Wouldn’t stop talkin’ ‘bout some reality tellervision show they’d watched recently. Somethin’ ‘bout “The Girl Who Gets A Boob Job” - don’t sound like sorta thing you’d bring up in polite company, now do it? Anyway, apparently in this here episode, the models learn ‘bout their flaws, someone by the name a Janice comes through - now they seemed REAL excited about that one - and some other feller named Spouse eats an ice cream sandwich. Ain’t none of my business. Anyhoo, what’cha drinkin’?
S05E05: The Girls Who Gets A Boob Job
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Customer Reviews
I hope this podcast never wants to be on stop.
I ADORE this podcast. Cassie and Erin and Producer Spouse are all witty and funny, and I can’t get enough of their thoughts on each episode. I love their takes on the twists and turns of this crazy show, both celebrating the positives and pointing out the (often glaring) flaws. I also love the breakdown of where each eliminated contestant is at the end of every episode. I can’t wait to hear their thoughts on future seasons!
BEST ANTM PODCAST
Omg how is this show not “on top”?! The hosts have near perfect chemistry, the quality is wonderful, AND the jokes/observations on the show are hysterical! I’ve laughed out loud many times each episode. Love it!