Rich Little Brokegirls Kimberly Ndubizu

Kim has one thing to say: children are a threat to your survival. Since entering her late 20s, she finally gets why most metropolitan women don’t have kids until 35. When they call it the biggest sacrifice, they mean it. After spending the majority of Q1 in LA and having a girls' night out in West Hollywood, Kim can definitively say, “LA Men are Different”... those sharks need water, and there’s no drought in sight. It’s true, selfish people live longer, and surrogates save lives. Kim unpacks your wildest confessions; In short, unless he’s the CEO, single, and you’re prepared to exit the company—leave the office romance alone. Making new friends is hard, but Kim’s here to help with her foolproof method for branding yourself as a social butterfly! Her biggest takeaway? If someone doesn't care, neither should you.

Timestamps for you 3
[00:42] - The Great Escape[10:33] - Men in LA are Piranhas[18:50] - Selfish People Live Longer[23:54] - How To Make Friends[31:55] - Confession Session[45:18] - Weekly Pick Me Up
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In this episode, Kim is joined by comedian and fellow struggle-prenuer, Sumner Sykes, for a conversation that is bound to get one of them canceled. Sumner is a Not-So Golden Gay and admits he’ll kiss a woman but draws the line at buying her a drink... not in this economy. Kim comes clean about her “terrible teens” and recalls her sleepless nights in wake of the Twitter Slur Hunt. They unpack the racial reckoning, and Sumner details what it was like protesting for Black Lives in Bridgehampton... the call was coming from inside the house! Low credit line? No worries, you can skip rent and reallocate those funds for a European summer. Kim and Sumner unpack how Grindr is like Domino’s, Elizabeth Holmes is MOTHER, and they can’t quite understand how Latinos get away with saying the N-word. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Black women can’t be canceled.


Timestamps for you 3
[13:57] - Not-so Golden Gay[19:00] - Struggle-Prenuers[24:10] - Stop Paying Rent[28:02] - Twitter Slur Hunt[58:13] - Not Nikita Dragun[40:43] - Is That B** Canceled?[1:13:47] - Certified Tip For The Girls
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Slap my ass and call me “Becky!” Either I’m a white girl, or someone needs to admit the education system failed them... I’ll place bets on the latter. I’M ALIVE!!! There’s no such thing as a “stay-at-home girlfriend” over here, so it’s back to the mic for SlimKim. Did everyone bump their heads and forget that Ch**a is an adversary and funds the special interests of R**sia? I love TikTok, too, but I’ll pull out my nationalist card for this one. Sell the clock app or GET TF OUT, bcc: all the American social platforms banned in the communist state. I’m officially 27, and my favorite lesson thus far is “Sex is power,” so please stop sneaky linking and thinking your internet voodoo will make him fall in love with you— It’s not gonna happen. My biggest takeaway this week? You can’t live in chaos and expect to be your best self.

Timestamps for you 3
[01:16] - Time’s Up TikTok [03:50] - "You Talk Like a White Girl"[07:04] - Birthday Behavior[15:13] - 27 & Thriving Lessons[20:56] - What is Dope?[27:50] - Trad Wives are IN[29:52] -  Weekly Pick Me Up
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This is for the hopelessly romantic girls.  The girls who watch 2-hours of 'The Notebook' just to hear Noah say, “If you're a bird, I'm a bird”. The Certified Lover Girls. The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeves and believe that Prince Charming is out there! While Kim practices “Quiet Dating”: the art of zipping it and shutting the f***k up... In this episode, she encourages the girls to put themselves out there while getting real about their insecurities and fears of love. In the words of Maya Angelou, words are spells so for all the single-pringles and situationship-mamis out there, please stop saying “Dating Sucks”... you’ll only find evidence to support it. We all know that love makes the world go round, but tough love keeps the girls on top— Kim employs the Certified Lover Girls to be disciplined in what they want and stop letting men persuade them to accept anything less. Her biggest takeaway? You’re not an FBI agent; stop looking for trouble.

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Welcome to “The Deep End,” a new series where we dive deep into the essence of fearless women. 
Meet Estée Lalonde, founder of the self-care brand MIRROR WATER and OG “YouTuber.” As a Canadian girl living in the UK, she set her sights on vulnerable vlogging long before it became a hashtag. Twelve years later, she has won the hearts of over a million subscribers and continues to grow her platform. Like many of us, Estée shares in the experience of not-so-healthy relationships, but over the years, she has wisely learned to leave the unfulfilling cycle in the past. These days, she intentionally cultivates her most secure relationship with her now partner and soon-to-be husband. She doesn't shy away from asking for what she wants in romantic relationships and will employ the power of ultimatums if absolutely necessary. From never feeling quite good enough to accepting the duality of depression and the pressure to achieve perfection, Estée tells all in "The Deep End."

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It’s 2024, and Kim has one thing to say to the haters, the naysayers, and the “Mad Sad Hags & Brads”… EAT CAKE (or starve, whichever comes first)! In this episode, Kim has a pressing question for The Desperados: is it Eat The Rich or Marry Rich? Because the same delulus that vehemently detest Oprah Winfrey for her riches think they can walk into The Baccarat Hotel and pick up a husband… BFFR. After a much-needed reality check, Kim has finally come to terms with the fact that she is not and will never be Marie Kondo. So OUT this year is cleaning, and IN this year is a better relationship with her cleaning lady. Maybe now she’ll have time to work out, since her only goal in life these days is to look good naked. Her biggest takeaway? This year we’re not asking for what we want; we’re taking what we deserve.

Timestamps for you 3
[01:41] - International Pop Star[04:14] - Apparently “Oprah” is a Trigger Word[10:57] - I’m Never Cleaning Again[20:40] - Words of The Year[25:59] - Confession Session[37:48] - Hottie Laws of 2024[46:39] - Weekly Pick Me UpLet's be friends!
Step 1: LEAVE ME A 5 STAR REVIEW (bonus points for a compliment!)
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