So much has happened this week and the gang discusses it all: staring directly at the solar eclipse, helping a friend survive a music festival, and having cringe hobbies as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew is back and there is plenty to talk about! This week the gang discusses his vacation, the sudden drop in temperature, more changes to the podcast, and the consequences of the national test. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/ROOSTER to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Exclusive! Grab the NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/roosterteeth and get extra subscription...

Armando is back from his involuntary vacation. Griff and Caroline from Best Friends Today question him about his near death experience by 1000 clucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Down two co-host, but up four guests. Griff is left alone this week to run the podcast. What could possibly go wrong? Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with full episodes! -https://www.youtube.com/@roosterteethpodcast Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth First!-https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for...

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to sign up for a $1-per-month trial period.  The gang talks about Mortal Kombat 1, a great game... but there's one specific fatality that keeps us up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. The gang talk about the Banana Pudding Paradigm argument and it spirals into an iceberg moment of deep dives. Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with full episodes! -https://www.youtube.com/@roosterteethpodcast Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth...

This week the gang talks Bird scooters: the convenience of scooters and the HORROR of scooters. Is the ride worth the risk? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss dig up ancient millennial culture, memes, and fads that haven’t aged well, play some Google Trends with Eric & Geoff from F**KFACE, give some advice on how to make friends as an adult, and wrap it up with headlines turned into punchlines.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss the psycho who spent 25K on Doordash in a year, play a new game of How Is This News? Featuring Ky, give fashion advice, and wrap it up with headlines turned into punchlines.  This episode was sponsored by Shopify!  -Go to http://shopify.com/roosterteeth to take your business to the next level. Support the show by watching it on Rooster Teeth First!-https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Checkout our new RTP YouTube Channel complete with...

Join Armando, Griff, and Andrew as they discuss how much they spent on Only Fans, play some Who Am I? With the (checks notes) daddies from FaceJam- Michael Jones & Eric Baudour, give the worst advice on how to deal with ghosts haunting you, and wrap it up with some headlines turned into punchlines.  This episode was sponsored by BetterHelp, Helix Sleep, and Netflix’s One Piece!  -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first...

Picture yourself as Armando Torres, resting in your bed after a long day of podcasting until suddenly, a sledge hammer punches a massive hole into your living room wall. If you want to know more about this story, join in on this week's episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast! This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays!  Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free!...

The Rooster Teeth Podcast meets Always Open in this out of this world experience. Armando, Andrew, and Barbara discuss the hard hitting question: Do aliens exist? Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Prodcast for Free! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Armando and Andrew welcome back Gus in this weeks episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast as they debate the dangers of nature. What animals can you beat in a fight? This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more...

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as they discuss the weird ball in the dessert that is the vegas Sphere, get joined by Trevor Collins & Alfredo Diaz from Red Web join in a game of Who Am I? Cryptid Edition, discuss if hickies are childish, and wrap it up with some Always On! This episode was sponsored by Helix Sleep! -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free!...

Join Armando, Griff, Andrew and special guests Blizz & BK from Inside Gaming as they talk about dumb people moving to dangerous places, show off a brand new round of Phone Chicken staring our guests, and give you the best (but probably worst) advice for what to do when you win the lottery. This episode is sponsored by ShadyRays! Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast...

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff with Special Guest Ethan Nestor & Kassem G as they discuss tarantula mating season and Austin's serial killer, find out how to get the most bang for your buck at conventions, and have Ethan vs. Kassem face-off in a game of Bottoms Up. This episode was sponsored by BetterHelp & HelixSleep! -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all...

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as they place bets on Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, play a patriotic edition of It's A Choice, discuss our dumb and smart solutions to travel, and wrap it all up with a joke-off! Watch the full episode of the Rooster Teeth Podcast for Free! -https://roosterteeth.com/series/rt-podcast Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Armando, Andrew, Griff as talk about how dangerous the ocean is, play their new game Bottoms Up! (with Michael Jones from Achievement Hunter), and discuss how to deal with a roommate stealing your food. This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays, Helix Sleep, and RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to...

Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Description should read: Join the cast of the new RT Podcast as they discuss how your search history can land you in prison, play Phone Chicken, teach you how to “rizz up some cuties”, and turn some current headlines into punchlines! Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed...

Join hosts Armando Torres, Andrew Rosas, and Griff in this new iteration of the Rooster Teeth Podcast. See the full video version on roosterteeth.com every Monday & audio episode drops every Tuesday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Geoff Ramsey as they unveil the new cast of RTP, send off Gus after 15 years of hosting the podcast, rating the steaks of the new cast, and reliving best episode memories. This episode is sponsored by RTX Austin! Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! July 7th-9th  Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Armando Torres, Drew Saplin, Griff, and Andrew Rosas as they talk about the super flush rumor, awkward puberty moments, our magician phase, dating bums, and more!  Sponsored by BetterHelp, Helix Sleep, and RTX -This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! Already FIRST Member and...

Join Griff, Blizz, Andrew Rosas, and Black Krystel as they talk about Gus’s big announcement, making weapons that are inclusive, getting your wisdom teeth removed, and more!  This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays & RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH for 50% OFF 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! July 7th-9th  Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here:...

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, Andrew Rosas, and Armando Torres as they rate each other’s bathrooms and talk about why to never eat sugar free gummy bears, trust farts, Blaine’s birthday movie, and more! This episode is sponsored by Helix Sleep & RTX Austin! -Go to http://helixsleep.com/rooster to get 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! July 7th-9th  Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go...

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, Kerry Shawcross, and Armando Torres as they work through Chris’ phone problems, discuss having kids, examine pooping habits, and more! RTX Tickets are on sale NOW! RTX Austin July 7th-9th - https://www.rtxaustin.com/ Already a FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices