John and Alex bored in their new haven. A foghorn, four Siamese cats, and an AK-47. Heather senses trouble. Sasha, too. Craig attacks the Chinese ship. Garret’s not impressed. The Park prepares for battle. The Chinese Army is attacking. . . and John Whistler is leading them! Greg doesn’t believe it. Craig’s not impressed, and shoots him in the head. Darcy cries. Waylon starts shooting. A rebellion has begun!