This week, in Woodbridge, Virginia, bored by his marriage, a man looks to the internet, on Adult Friend Finder to try to spice up his life. An ad, looking for a "sugar daddy" catches his interest, and a strange relationship is born. A woman, in the midst of a child custody battle aspires to have a business, making costumes for strippers, and hosting her own porn site. This relationship causes huge problems, including for two people who are brutally murdered, in their own home. But who did it? Did they do it alone? Who benefits? Will someone be executed? Is everyone involved in this a moron? All these questions are answered, and more... in this crazy story!! Along the way, we find out that beer, chili, and mac & cheese should be under one tent, that just because you're a "sugar daddy" doesn't mean you're getting sex, and that stupidity can triumph over any amount of intelligence training! Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Thursday! Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: [email protected] Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports! Follow us on... twitter.com/@murdersmall facebook.com/smalltownpod instagram.com/smalltownmurder Also, check out James & Jimmie's other show, Crime In Sports! On Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Wondery, Wondery+, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.