Life is Hell. Content warnings for swearing, death, and deals. Transcript here. This microsode was written by Tal Minear (they/them). It was performed and produced by Brad Colbroock (they/them/he). Special thanks to Andrew Siañez-De La O for sponsoring this microsode! Follow us @SDITEpod on: Facebook! Instagram! Reddit! Tiktok! Tumblr! Twitter! Someone Dies In This Elevator is their Collective Work under Sound Escape Productions, a profit-sharing podcast collective. Please support Audio Fiction Creators so they can continue making content and telling stories.