Natural Habitat
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Someone Dies In This Elevator is now crowdfunding season two! If you've been enjoying it show, it would mean the world to me if you can spare a few bucks to help us make it. As thanks for supporting the show, you can get a bunch of cool perks, including early episode access, show stickers, and my personal favorite - a two page ttrpg game about dying in elevators! Go to to help pay our cast and crew. The voice of the narrator was Josh Rubino. This sketch was written and produced by Tal Minear. Transcript: Elevators. One of the deadliest creatures known to man, notable in part for their 100% fatality rate on hit podcast Someone Dies In This Elevator. Today we’re taking a closer look at them. [BEAT] But not that close. Elevators are remarkable contraptions intended for raising and lowering things to different floors or levels. But as you and both I know, they hunger for violence, lying in wait for unsuspecting passengers that soon will become their victims.  Little is known about how these elevators hunt, save for the fact that no two seem to kill in the same way. Scientists speculate that this may be an intentional tactic to prevent their prey from forming defensive measures. Should you encounter an elevator in the wild, your best option is to remove yourself from the situation. Do not attempt to fight the elevator.  Here we see an elevator in its natural habitat. A passenger approaches. Oh. Oh no. What are you doing? Get away from there. No, come on, don’t do that. I- I can’t watch this. Turn it off. Turn it off! [Music ends with a click] Just- just listen to the podcast, okay? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
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