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In our season one finale, Irwin Durdles (Billy Merritt), Stone Cold's "Concert Santa Claus" makes a special Christmas visit to talk about his seasonal work as the big man himself. He talks about his evolution from regular roadie to stage mascot for Christmas concerts. The band also unearths some disturbing truths about Irwin's birth. Hawk coins a new term for flatulence. Roger sits on Irwin's lap. Allistair reveals some ogre heritage. And Barney explains his unique views on the birth of Christ.
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Renown Silent Harpist, Anthony Testutio (Jonny Svarzbein) graces Stone Cold with his presence to talk about touring with the band as a prodigy. He reveals some disturbing information about his maternal relations and explains why the band's music is bad. Hawk gets in touch with the dead. Allistair does an impression of his mother. And Roger catches Barney on camera. 
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World renown live-in Chef, Jacqueline Croissant (Sarah Claspell) graces the studio to talk about the band's favorite meals on tour.  She also imparts her hardline views on fake French culture and talks of lost love .  Allistair fishes for compliments. Barney makes a bad deal with the Canadian government.  Roger finds a word he can't say.  And Hawk talks about his fear of eggs.
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Animal wrangler, Maggie DeNardo (Mary Lou) pops by the studio to chat with Stone Cold about her role in procuring animals for the band's concerts over the years starting with the "Easter in Modesto" tour. She discusses her unique connection to the animals and her methodology for acquiring them.  Allistair has some sick chickens. Hawk gets involved with a new penguin charity. Roger gets peed on by wood. And Barney tries his hand at screenwriting.
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Stone Cold's marketing chief, Bear Talbot-Damp (Charlie Mihelich) drops by to check in on some lawsuits and failed branded products that the band has produced. Bear has a little computer trouble with disastrous consequences. They also reminisce about their first meeting on the live charity concert "Re-Habitat For Humanity", a competitor to Live Aid. Hawk tries to get Barney to marry him. Roger suggests some new nose wear. Allistair mentions his quest to find Tupac. And Barney has a new plan to get back at Elton John. 
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Expert cable man Stone Collins (Will Hines) joins the band to chat about their time recording the album Quantum Dumb and his tendency to fall for monster-themed pranks. He also reveals how christian U2's The Edge really is and whether Jesus was a show off.  The band shares the dark truths about their own childhoods and how they inspired Hollywood. Barney has yet another medical condition to be deal with. Hawk misnames a charity. Allistair tragically looses a chicken. And Roger gets a letter from an uppity mouse. 
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