Chapter 1: Tinok et Ohr. Episode 3: Don't Wake the Baby. A disarming meeting with a corporate suit. Dronk splits his plate. Gustav and Elizabeth's suite master and Tinok's suite broom. What's a Bezant or two between friends? Lisbet makes things clean! Ken proves that we are not all vampires. Tinok reflects on a shattered past. I told you not to wake the Baby! Buffy may not be effective, but she's determined. Swoosh. Swoosh. This is a Wet Maynard production....

Chapter 1: Tinok et Ohr. Episode 2: My Most Pathetic Servant. Tinok remembers a dumb waiter, drinks? Short rest in a den of wolves. Roll for not needing his light, well snacked! Gustav's library. Dronk writes a song. A hidden cache. Almost a Ravenloft. My most pathetic servant. Conservatory dog collar. Busted heads. Disarming an empty suit. This is been a wet maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, used with permission.

Misty Fog. Rose and Thorn. Prestidigitation. Fiery Bats. Introductions and Gothic Trinkets. Windmills Everywhere.

CHAPTER ONE: TINOK ET OHR. The wandering party is met by an unsettled Rosavalda and Thornbolt. Ken gives warm greeting to a flock of innocuous bats. Our heroes introduce themselves and their sometime creepy gothic trinkets. Lisbet inspires with her prolific use of prestidigitation. "I did it all for the nookie, the nookie. So you can take that cookie..." -Lord von Durst the Lympbyscut, in the Year Nineteen Ninety-of-nines of Our Lord JesuCrist.com. Will you answer? This is a Wet Maynard...