Episodes
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a...
Published 10/11/22
Stine was born on October 8, 1943[2] in Columbus, Ohio,[3] the son of Lewis Stine, a shipping clerk, and Anne Feinstein. He grew up in Bexley, Ohio.[4][5][6] He comes from a Jewish family. Stine began writing at age nine, when he found a typewriter in his attic, subsequently beginning to type stories and joke books.[7] According to the documentary Tales from the Crypt: From Comic Books to Television, R.L. Stine said that he remembered reading the popular/infamous Tales from the Crypt comic...
Published 08/02/22
*Puts on liberal rap" Lil Enby Vert?? đŻ eNByA TransBoy??? đ˛ 21 PRONOUNS??? đł GENDERick Lamar??? đ¨ KanGAY West????? đ° HRT Choppa?????? đ¤Żđ¤Ż PANSEXUAL Gambino???????đŤđŤ TYLER THE CREATOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!đąđą
Published 07/20/22
am I gay? questioning my sexuality after what happened last night. i was being your average horny teen, beating my meat to some straight porn. but that just wasn't cutting it. it wasn't making me horny enough. i google "hog rider clash royale porn" and start fapping to the first image i saw. i released the biggest load i ever had to that hot image, seeing hog riders big meaty dick really turned me on. but then, post nut clarity hit me like a truck. i realized what I had done and started...
Published 03/14/22
The title was Enough
Published 01/18/22
Margalit "Maggie" Ruth Gyllenhaal is an American actress and filmmaker. Part of the Gyllenhaal family, she is the daughter of filmmakers Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Achs, and the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. en.wikipedia.org
Born: November 16, 1977 (age 44), New York City, New York (state), United States
Net worth: $25 million (celebritynetworth.com)
Height: 5'9" (1.75m)
Spouse: Peter Sarsgaard (m 2009 - present)
Children: Gloria Ray Sarsgaard, Ramona Sarsgaard
Parents:...
Published 01/16/22
âBest thing about being in your 90s is youâre spoiled rotten. Everybody spoils you like mad and they treat you with such respect because youâre old. Little do they know, you havenât changed. You havenât changed in [the brain]. Youâre just 90 every place else ⌠Now that Iâm 91, as opposed to being 90, Iâm much wiser. Iâm much more aware and Iâm much sexier.â
âPeople Betty WhiteÂ
Published 01/12/22
No description for you n***a
Published 01/05/22
All up in the blogs
Saying we met at the bar
When I don't even know who you are
Saying we up in your house
Saying I'm up in your car
But you in LA and I'm out at Jermaine's
I'm up in the A
You so so lame
And no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed, it must be the E
'Cause you've beem popping hood
You get it popping
Oh, why you so obsessed with me (boy, I wanna know)
Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
It's clear that you're upset with me
Finally found a girl...
Published 10/14/21
60 inch dash
Published 09/05/21
Your podcast is simply the best. We are a small team of Lifestyle staff who find it inspirational, creative, and full of fantastic ideas. Thank you to all your team, we appreciate the wonderful resources Synthetic Symphony provides to us.
Published 08/26/21
There is no description I doubt YALL even watch this show any more
Published 08/16/21
Train to Busan (Korean: ëśě°í; Hanja: éĺąąčĄ; RR: Busanhaeng; lit. To Busan) is a 2016 South Korean action horror film[4] directed by Yeon Sang-ho and starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, Ma Dong-seok, Kim Su-an, Choi Woo-shik, Ahn So-hee and Kim Eui-sung.[5] The film mostly takes place on a high-speed train from Seoul to Busan as a zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out in the country and threatens the safety of the passengers.
The film premiered in the Midnight Screenings section of the 2016 Cannes...
Published 08/04/21
Dequantes Devontay Lamar[4] (born October 4, 1989), better known by his stage name Rich Homie Quan, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He was previously signed to independent label T.I.G. Entertainment and is currently Independent. Rich Homie Quan was influenced by dirty south rap, including Jeezy, Gucci Mane, T.I., Lil Boosie, Lil Wayne, Kilo Ali, Outkast, and Goodie Mob.[5][6] Quan's debut studio album Rich as in Spirit was released on March 16, 2018 and debuted at number...
Published 07/18/21
Bussy is an American comic strip created by Niel Degrassi Tyson. Originally published locally as Jon in 1976, then in nationwide syndication from 1978 as Bussy, it chronicles the life of the title character, Bussy the cat; Jon Arbuckle, his human owner; and Drake, the dog
Published 06/23/21
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran...
Published 06/07/21
The greatest show of all time. I watched this after watching some of the most remarkable shows of the 21st century like BB and GoT, and I can say that The Sopranos stands tall above all. Being a mob boss and a family man, how Tony Soprano manages his life, makes us hate and empathize with him at the same time. His sessions with Dr. Melfi are gold. The great acting, screenplay, and writing cannot be praised enough as the show is known for ushering in a new era of TV. The music of the show adds...
Published 05/28/21
He looks around the kitchen and says, "Something is really weird"
She says, "Why do you say that?"
He says "'cause you keep tryin' to get me out of here"
He says "Ever since I been in this house your face has went from white to red
And remember when I first walked through the door
You act like you had seen a ghost from the dead"
Then he says, "Girl if you hidin' something I'm gonna be so mad"
Then he hears something fallin' he says "What the f**k was that?"
She says "It sound like it came...
Published 05/19/21
Original Poster: âI broke my foot today :(â
Twitter Gay: âMaybe if you stanned loona you wouldnât have broke your footâ *includes clip of Kim Lipâs Eclipse*
Original poster: âDo I know you?â
Twitter Gay: âStan LOONAâ a phrase used by twitter gays (usually accompanied with a fancam), who want you to stan a quality group
"flop stan loona"
Published 05/11/21
Synthetic Symphony Meat off on July 1st live in person
Published 05/02/21
Madea's Witness Protection, while it seems like a worthless comedy meant solely for entertainment, is actually a deep reflection on the decay of our Western Capitalist society. It is a layered masterpiece of comedy genius, which requires deep thought to comprehend even just one of the many levels of a single 'joke'. For example, George asks the titular character for WiFi, and she agrees to make George a waffle. While uneducated fools like Owen Gleiberman may see the line as a throwaway gag,...
Published 04/14/21
Give me all that you got now
Make you want me cause I'm hot now
I'm gone, so faded I'm on one
Bang bang, pop off like a long gun
If you a lame, n***a you ain't making no noise
Get faded, turn up with the big boys
Live fast, die young that's my choice
Get money, get money like an invoice
We can mob all in the whip (make the money)
Make the money, make a grip (I be stuntin')
I be stuntin' with my clique (gettin' faded)
Getting faded 'til we trip (oh)
Man, I love to get on
I love to get 2...
Published 04/06/21
âEyy whatâs up my fellow N-Word,â Kanye greets the ugly teacher.
âNothing much East, how âbout you?â Blfewosgiruhoterfeps responds. (as you can see, my will to live is gone. one sentence and itâs all gone mate.)
âWell, I threw Kim out of a window, so thatâs Epicâ˘.â
Baldiceritops grins. âThis is so Epicâ˘, can we hit kids?â He stares at the invisible camera. âCome back, Karen,â he whispers inaudibly.
âWhat?â Kanye asks. âI canât hear you through my Beatsâ˘. Iâm listening to Sicko Mode⢠by...
Published 03/31/21
Steven Frederic Seagal (; born April 10, 1952) is an American actor, film producer, screenwriter, director, martial artist and musician. Seagal was born in Lansing, Michigan. A 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan; becoming the first foreigner to operate an aikido dojo in the country. He later moved to Los Angeles, California, where he had the same profession. In 1988, Seagal made his acting debut in Above the Law. By 1991, he had starred...
Published 03/24/21