Well. It seems we've become even worse than our previous levels of mediocrity. We're sorry episode 35 of The 33% Majority took so long to get to your kind ear holes. In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite festive fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we judge at face value (sorry if this includes you), new slang names for capitalism's best shops and stores, and how to create our bestest thing. Hope you love it as much as we love you xoxo

2 episodes in the space of a few days, how lucky are you? Rhetorical as that question might seem, the answer is 'not very'.  In this episode of 'The People's Favourite' podcast (The 50% Majority), Tom isn't in it, so your 2 'A' boys will be taking the stage. However, we must warn you... Alex and Ash did this one for themselves. Very self indulgent. Lots of Reddit... If you decided to listen, do so at your own peril. k thanks love u bye x

With our tails between our legs, we present to you, the 32th episode of The 33% Majority. It's so very late, but it's here. We hope you forgive us. In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite sorry boys will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the biggest mistakes we've ever made, who (out of Alex and Tom) is th better friend, and yucky London occurences, respectively. Also we come to you, hat in hand, to ask for your help to get this show in front of people that you think might like...

Sorry, dear listener, for the crimes you're about to hear. This is a bad episode. We're sorry.

This is a podcast. You've heard of one before right? It's like radio, but like, whenever you want it. This is one called 'The 33% Majority', and it's the 40th episode we've ever made (minus 10). In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite illiterate gentlemen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we think we'd be really bloody awful at, some of the strangest Ted Talks that have graced that hallowed stage, and a lazy Ask Reddit (Alex came up with the idea to do it...

It's here. Not on time, but certainly not a day late like last time, TOM. 'It' being episode 29 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure. In this week’s episode, your 3 radio fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing 33% Majority world record attempts, how old we all are (Ash, of course, being the most oldest), and how to hack life, respectively. And, as per, please do clicks on buttons that say 'Subscribe', or 'Review', or 'Follow' etc, etc... Interactions help us, but...

It's here. A little late, sure, but still here nonetheles. 'It' being episode 28 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure. In this week’s episode, your 3 podmen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing lucrative side-hustles (spoiler alert, none of them will make you money), the greatest villains that the silver screen has to offer, and how to manufacture a viral trend, respectively. Also, we're on our knees here, kissing your feet and begging for your support. If you like this...

Welcome to the most poorly produced podcast in the world, The 33% Majority. Audio crimes and misdemeanors were comitted, so it's The 50% Bad-jority for episode 27. Ash is absent this week. It's not his fault. He recorded on the scheduled day, but Alex's mic had other ideas. We had to go again, we're sorry. To both the listeners and Ash: We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this episode of The 50% Bad-jority. If the bits and bytes we've...

Welcome to the world's most popular Lightning McQueen fancast. Or in lamens terms, episode 26 of The 33% Majority.  In this week's episode, your 3 favourite speed-demons will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing our ability to definitively decide what's cool, how to convince our significant others of how to acquire new automobile, and some classic Reddit submissions.  And hey, if you're reading this, and you like listening to our podcast, maybe let someone know about it? We don't...

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the person reading this. I bet you think you’re really cool for reading the description for episode 25 of The 33% Majority, don’t you? Well, you’d be right! In this week’s ‘back-to-normal’ episode, your 3 favourite old men will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing what it takes to be considered an adult (given that each of us are, from a temporal perspective, already adults), why starting a new project can be both meaningful and rewarding, and the joy we get...

You might have been expecting a return to normality for The 33% Majority. Well a bunch of nasty germs had other ideas for episode 24, so it's The 50% Bud-jority. Alex is once again absent this week. Although HR were not made aware of his absence in advance, statutory sick pay had him covered whilst he couldn't hold any kind of nutrient inside his fragile body. To both the listeners and Alex: We hope you don't miss the final 33% of the hosts too badly, and we hope you can get through this...

You might have been expecting a regular episode of The 33% Majority. Well this certainly isn't that, it's episode 23, and it's The 50% Bro-jority. Alex's absence was cleared with HR weeks ago, despite his dealings with Steve in the past, but Ashley left us with very little notice (it's not his fault though - unless the storage place for tools isn't one's mouth), so we had to rope in OUR FIRST GUEST HOST! To both the listeners, Ash and Alex: We hope you don't miss the other 66% of the hosts...

Hello lovely listener, nice of you to drop by. You’ve found your way to the 22nd episode of The 33% Majority. In this week’s episode, your 3 just-below-averagely-handsome chaps will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to win a ‘Scary House Contest’ (given that it’s sort of, almost, kinda, nearly Halloween), how different animals might be categorised under a D&D alignment chart, and some stupid facts from everyone’s Grandad’s favourite fact-finding Twitter account...

You join us on a special day. Our podcast (The 33% Majority) can finally buy booze in the US! In this week’s episode, your 2 jovial jack-asses (Alex and Ash) - along with 1 angry boy (Tom) - will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how we might design our own ‘33% Religion’ (spoiler alert: crocodiles?), some lazy 'Am I the A*****e' entries, and another game of Bohemian Crapsody, respectively. Also, just to clarify, to enter our giveaway and be in with a chance to win a...

Well hello there (prequel reference, nice). This is the nation’s favourite podcast ‘The 33% Majority’. We’re delighted that you’re joining us for episode 20. In this week’s episode, your 3 old men (Ash, Tom and Alex) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the etymology behind well known idioms and colloquialisms, a brand new game straight from Tommy’s think meat, and a good old fashioned speed run, respectively. And also, if you are here reading this, please share this show...

Hail and well met, esteemed listener. This is almost the 20th episode of a podcast called The 33% Majority. It’s a pleasure to have you here with us. In this week’s episode, your 3 gallant gents (Alex, Ash and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some utterly wonderful Facebook groups (and maybe a surprise visit from Steve, our HR manager), some of our favourite ’Magic Moments’ (y’know, those everyday events that keep you going), and a heaping of dad jokes (for good...

Hello precious audience members, this is another episode of our silly talk show called The 33% Majority. We’re really glad you made it. In this week’s episode, your 3 voice actors (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing some horrible and confusing (yet also, sort of profound) Facebook mantras, how well 66.66% of us know our better halves, and a newly named instalment of that segment where we do spooky story time, respectively. For the few of you that read these...

Welcome to the 17th episode of this dumb idiot podcast. Thanks for coming on by, maybe you could stay a while?  In this week’s episode, your 3 friendly enemies (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the most obtuse riddles you’ve ever heard, some utterly despicable poetry, and why we hate companies that sell us half baked products (but mostly video games) respectively.

Welcome to the best worst episode of The 33% Majority! In this week’s episode, your 3 nasty chaps (Ash, Alex and Tom) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the positive (and strange) impact that good teachers can have on our lives, our reviews of each other (as both hosts and human people), and how to navigate upcoming job interviews (with a dumb 33% spin of course) respectively. We had a lot of fun recording this one, so we hope you have fun listening.

This is the 15th episode of your favourite bad podcast, The 33% Majority. In this week’s episode, your Birthday boy host (Ash) will spend his 15 minutes of fame discussing yet another load of weird and wild ‘Am I The A*****e?’ submissions, whilst the other 66.66% of the group (Alex and Tom) will spend their allotted time deep diving into Ashley’s entire segment history. We hope you enjoy this walk down memory lane.

Welcome to the utter calamity that is the 14th episode of The 33% Majority! In this week’s episode, your 3 Friday Freaks (Alex, Tom and Ash) will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the pros and cons (but mostly pros) of a camping trip, why neighbours and, by extension, cats are the worst, and how we 3 might navigate a world filled with magic - of the wizarding variety - respectively.

This is the most superstitious episode of The 33% Majority, because it’s episode 13! In this week’s episode, your 3 morning men (Alex, Tom and Ash), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the best ways to prevent natural disasters, whether beer is bad for children (yet another lazy Reddit segment), and some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff (respectively).

You might have been hoping for another normal episode of The 33% Majority. Well this isn't that, it's episode 12, and it's The 50% Majority. Tom had to take the week off, so its just your other two hosts this week: Alex and Ash. To both the listeners, and Tom: This is a bad one. Don't listen to it. Really don't feel like you have to. It's not good. We did a bad job. We miss Tommy.

Congratulation, you made it past our dumb DnD episode, and found your way to a very normal 11th episode of The 33% Majority. In this week’s show, your 3 non-fantasy hosts (Alex, Tom and Ash), will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing how to make everyday jobs easier (with absolutely no real knowledge on any actual lines of work), a very booty-centric segment of 'Am I The A*****e' (apt, we know, this is a podcast, we plan stuff), and the best dang practical jokes we ever done did or...