The 33% Majority Alex Springthorpe, Ashley Hall, Thomas Hutchinson

Well. It seems we've become even worse than our previous levels of mediocrity. We're sorry episode 35 of The 33% Majority took so long to get to your kind ear holes.
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite festive fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we judge at face value (sorry if this includes you), new slang names for capitalism's best shops and stores, and how to create our bestest thing.
Hope you love it as much as we love you xoxo

2 episodes in the space of a few days, how lucky are you? Rhetorical as that question might seem, the answer is 'not very'. 
In this episode of 'The People's Favourite' podcast (The 50% Majority), Tom isn't in it, so your 2 'A' boys will be taking the stage.
However, we must warn you... Alex and Ash did this one for themselves. Very self indulgent. Lots of Reddit...
If you decided to listen, do so at your own peril.
k thanks love u bye x

With our tails between our legs, we present to you, the 32th episode of The 33% Majority. It's so very late, but it's here. We hope you forgive us.
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite sorry boys will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the biggest mistakes we've ever made, who (out of Alex and Tom) is th better friend, and yucky London occurences, respectively.
Also we come to you, hat in hand, to ask for your help to get this show in front of people that you think might like to listen, so please share this episode with a friend, family member, colleague, or even a stranger on public transport. If you do, let us know, and we’ll shout you out on air, and make you an honorary board member for The 33% Inc.

Sorry, dear listener, for the crimes you're about to hear.

This is a bad episode.

We're sorry.

This is a podcast. You've heard of one before right? It's like radio, but like, whenever you want it. This is one called 'The 33% Majority', and it's the 40th episode we've ever made (minus 10).
In this week’s episode, your 3 favourite illiterate gentlemen will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing the things we think we'd be really bloody awful at, some of the strangest Ted Talks that have graced that hallowed stage, and a lazy Ask Reddit (Alex came up with the idea to do it originally, so we'll give him a pass) respectlively.
Also, y'know the things that make some 'puter algorithm think we're popular and bussing? If you could do those, that'd be just swell. Ok thanks love you bye.

It's here. Not on time, but certainly not a day late like last time, TOM. 'It' being episode 29 of The 33% Majority, if you weren't sure.
In this week’s episode, your 3 radio fellows will each spend their 15 minutes of fame discussing 33% Majority world record attempts, how old we all are (Ash, of course, being the most oldest), and how to hack life, respectively.
And, as per, please do clicks on buttons that say 'Subscribe', or 'Review', or 'Follow' etc, etc... Interactions help us, but also, so does word of mouth (that's where your mouth says things about us to other people), so if you could do any or the aforementioned stuff, well that'd be swell. I love you. Yes, you! I love you.