Episodes
Bell tells of the time Rich Vos was unkind to him. Thank God for quick wit, as Doug strikes back. Doug also recalls quips he shared with Quinny and breaks the news about the big tour with Doug, Colin, Bobby and Rich - THREE CARDS AND A BELL. Doug also gets choked up recalling the romantic medleys of John Hinckley.
Published 06/15/23
Published 06/15/23
Bell spins an epic yarn about meeting Kim Kardashian on social media and realizing she's fallen on hard times. It's Bell to the rescue as he hurries to aid her financially at her new day job. Doug also falls for Jeanette from the car rental company. An episode chock full of romance.
Published 05/10/23
In a star-studded episode, Bell remembers some of his funny stand up routines. And the time Angie Jolie is in the crowd and Bell took no prisoners. Kate Beckinsale makes an unpleasant cameo. He bumps into Derek Jeter and Don Mattingly in a restaurant and winds up in litigation.
Published 05/03/23
Doug is out for a romantic supper which is spoiled by the Wu Tang fellows being such fans. Bell also seizes the moment to pitch and idea to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and bumps into Dave Grohl at a concert, demanding to know who Dave's favorite drummers are.
Published 04/19/23
Chock full of space jokes, Bell regales us with when he met a hotty at the planetarium and also met Neil deGrasse Tyson. Hopefully, he doesn't lose his patience with Dougie. Doug also meets (has run ins) with Michio Kaku and the cranky Buzz Aldrin.
Published 04/12/23
Episode 46 will honor the 46th President of the US, Donald Trump! Bell tells the story of performing as a conservative comic at Mar A Lago. He was a hit and even got to interact with Clint Eastwood.
Published 04/05/23
Doug bumps into Aaron Judge and tells an innocent white fib to get a ball signed. He also breaks out his world famous Morgan Freeman impression as he recounts their Oscar talk in the elevator. Doug also councils Tom Brady with love advice.
Published 03/31/23
Bell meets fellow icon Kanye West to discuss recent controversies and teaches Ari Shaffir to be more woke. Bell also attempts to pass along his wisdom to Dave Chappelle, who listens to the wrong people unfortunately.
Published 03/22/23
Zac Amico comes in hot and fires out a multitude of mean-spirited jokes. Chip generously showed Mike Rainey how to market his new book Percs by doing a beautiful reading. Lyle also offers to help Kerryn message her dishy trainer. Kerryn also discussed her 'expansion' and Xia admitted she needed a 'reduction'.
Published 03/06/23
Ralph Sutton makes a triumphant return with his homemade pecan butter. Everyone tries it except Chip, who is convinced there are unseemly ingredients. Flutesy becomes interested in Twitch streaming and is convinced a vegetable snack stream would be a terrific idea. Mike Figgs tries the nut butter and makes the correct assumption it would be better if served on Flutesy's toes.
Published 02/26/23
Chip interviews Duane Scott Cerny,  who sells the furniture of dead people. They bond over ghosts, since Lyle has travelled through many realms. They are also joined by Ming, Bryan Johnson and his best gal Maribeth, who were late because they decided to detour through Brooklyn. They discuss the Flash trailer. Ming discusses feet and being a good boy. Chipperson sexily describes foot calluses.
Published 02/19/23
Danny K rejoins the program and displays amazing chemistry with WhateverAmy. Chipperson does a quick feel of Xia and Amy both and the results are steamy. Dave Temple returns and a therapist is on Zoom.
Published 02/12/23
Addiction expert Joshua joins the show and he and Lyle bond over addictions to pekka tuggin. Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are not convinced and feel that the spouses should shut up and deal with it. We find out what Mike does when he enters a hotel room. Stacey Prussman joins as well. We look at Xia's hands and decide they should be holding a flying broom.
Published 02/05/23
Chip is joined virtual by Niels Duinker, a juggler. A fascinating conversation about juggling follows suit. Zac Amico returns and helps welcome Dave Caggiano, a funny comic from Boston who tells firefighting stories. He and Chipperson are birds of a feather.
Published 01/29/23
Kerryn finally decides to show up and updates everyone on her dating life. Of course there is a new notch in the belt. Dylan also returns and updates us on his belly button, which is a confirmed linty disaster. Xia once again dresses in a manner which Lyle finds unbecoming.
Published 01/22/23
Mickey Gall makes his first appearance on the Podacast and is in awe of Chipperson. They talk about fighting as only a couple of fighters can. Mickey admits his prowess with women is all based on The Way of Chipperson. Mike Cannon can only watch as two alphas slowly circle each other in an arena of halaretty. Amanda Gale also makes a debut and discusses her ex who has a lot of things that are big.
Published 01/15/23
Daniel, Flutsie and Dave Temple all return to the Podacast. We come to find out Daniel has no veins and it disturbs Lyle. Chip reveals how creative he is at making bongs. Flutsie disappoints everyone by admitting she does not enjoy being handcuffed.
Published 01/08/23
Shannon and Zac join Chipperson and Xia (who is late and disciplined for it) for the final show of 2022. Experience the countdown LIVE with Chip as he deep dives into why Shannon now has a new cohost. Chip also discovers that he hasn't been nominated for an AVN award and feels slighted.
Published 01/08/23
Geno and Keanu appear with Chip to cement their relationship to the world. Keanu has phone issues which Ian tries compulsively to fix. We learn that she was kidnapped by Big A and that Geno likes to purchase photos from Keanu. Everyone debates the meaning of morning constitutional. Chip and Geno discuss football like experts, Geno proves he is mentally ill while watching football.
Published 12/18/22
Chrissie Mayr and Brendan Sagalow join the show in an episode taped right before Skankfest. Chip demonstrates his machine gun fingers as the gang discusses how useful fingers are. Chip does a Raging Bull reference that goes nowhere. Chip also shows off his woke lingo to the delight of everyone. Tami Klurdzz is finally spoken about.
Published 12/11/22
Robert Kelly begs his way back on the Chipperson's show, promising to do a good audition. Mike Figs returns (with wrinkled pockets) and Bob is none too pleased. The gang is joined late by adult film star Ebony Mystique, who bonds with Chip over their knowledge of the Black Panthers. Mike proves himself to be a porn savant.
Published 12/04/22
Blind Mike makes his debut on the Podacast and does not disappoint. He explains to Daddy how poorly his pecka performed at Skanfest. He issues a very firm handed discipline to Xia, who is dressed for a Dukes of Hazzard episode. Zac commits to getting healthy and there are several good bombs.
Published 11/28/22
Mike and Tim from Dad Meat join Chipperson for the first time. Xia reveals she's a ginger down there and Chip is quite pleased. Zac and Chip combine on a few zingers. Dalton Meyer, the Guiness Book of World Record holder for clapping!  joins the program for an in depth interview.
Published 11/21/22
Doug bumps into Tuck and pitches a great show idea. Bell also happens upon Tiger Woods and things get slightly awkward.
Published 11/16/22