Episodes
Everyone who has over a billion dollars actually shares one of the two accents in this podcast. It's true. Wikipedia it. 
Published 08/07/21
This is as close as you're ever gonna get to a real CrackerMilk DnD session.
Published 08/07/21
The CrackerMilk town meeting is here to answer all of its citizens questions. Most of them are to do with the confusion of modern plumbing...
Published 08/07/21
This is the first episode of Spin That Wheel! If you want one of your ideas on that wheel of doom, sign up to our Patreon and send us your ideas! 
Published 08/07/21
Join the boys as they speak to some of your favourite 90s Nickelodeon cartoon stars and the confronting reality of who they've become.
Published 08/07/21
This episode comes directly from Connor's resentment for every person he's met that believes they should be called a "guru". 
Published 03/31/21
Published 03/31/21
Much like when they were children, the guys find themselves trapped inside the confusing labyrinth that is a Maccas playground. 
Published 03/31/21
The guys are joined by Noodle once again as they take a deep dive into a really small indie video game called, CyberPunk 2077. 
Published 03/31/21
Connor's fed up with the Youtube grind and finally decides to pursue his true dream of becoming a T.V doctor. 
Published 03/31/21
Our good friend NOODLE joins the boys as they try and fix the Australian internet by pulling a Matrix. 
Published 03/31/21
We're joined by Tom's long-term lover, Brett Hundley so they can finally work out their relationship issues on the internet for all of you to see. 
Published 03/31/21
It's time for a vacation so the boys head over to the sunny Gaza Strip for a nice load off. 
Published 03/31/21
The boys show off their new business venture where they'll take your Dad and give them a fantastic experience while you finally get some time away from all of the terrible puns and life lessons. 
Published 03/31/21
Santa. Santa is the racist old white man. That's the joke. The joke is that Santa discriminates based on race. 
Published 03/31/21
The boys make a dating show so they can finally have opportunity to feel the sweet touch of another human being. It doesn't work. 
Published 03/31/21
The boys shrink down into the world of Toy Story to fulfill (mostly Connor's) a childhood dream of being in a Pixar film. 
Published 03/31/21
This is the exclusive, JUDGE JUDY episode of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 
Published 12/02/20
The boys make the big decision to adopt a child together. They head down to the local orphanage where absolutely nothing unusual is happening and it is certainly not a slaughterhouse  no sir.
Published 11/12/20
This is episode 12 of the CrackerMilk Podcast
Published 11/05/20
This is episode 10 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 
Published 11/05/20
This is episode 9 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 
Published 11/05/20
This is episode 14 of the CrackerMilk Podcast. 
Published 11/05/20
This is episode 11 of the CrackerMilk Podcast
Published 11/05/20
This is episode 6 of the CrackerMilk podcast. 
Published 11/05/20