Egwene, Nynaeve, and Elayne get familiar with the Seanchan, which is unpleasant. Rand hangs out in Cairhien with Moiraine's family, which is awkward. Mat discovers that Min is working for Ishamael, which is nonsensical. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:30) - Pre Watch (02:38) - Post Watch (15:32) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under...

We spend a lot of time watching Moiraine and Verin, neither of whom does much worth mentioning. So forget that sentence. Perrin meets Aviendha, who is pretty cool. Also Nynaeve and Elayne evade the Seanchan, but Egwene does not. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:51) - Pre watch (06:21) - Post watch (22:27) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov,...

Nynaeve, Egwene, and Elayne walk right into Liandrin's Seachan trap (the first of many, perhaps). Selene is revealed to be Lanfear when Moiraine runs her through with a sword while Rand is running her through with... not a sword. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (00:35) - Pre watch (04:56) - Post watch (22:56) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov,...

Nynaeve faces her Accepted test. Rand and Selene go anti-slumming it in a fancy party to get some fancy wine so Rand can bribe fancy Logain. Mat and Min team up but it turns out Min sucks now. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:19) - Intro (00:27) - Pre watch (21:50) - Post watch (23:13) - Outro Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan.Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

The Wheel of Time show continues! As do we, your intrepid (re)viewers. Do Moiraine and Lan work out their feelings? Does Rand go grim and violent way ahead of schedule? Does the most Daughter-Heir-est of Daughter-Heirs finally make an appearance? Yes, yes, and oh, yes. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ {{chapter}} Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

We return once more for the premiere of season 2 of the Wheel of Time TV show! Our feeling for the first season was... less than positive. Will season 2 exceed our basement-level expectations? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:18) - Intro (11:55) - After Show We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at armadillo.club! Music: Intrigue by Alexandr Zhelanov licensed under CC-BY 4.0.

It's basilisks and mercenaries, witchers and dragons in The Bounds of Reason, the first story of Sword of Destiny. Geralt teams up with a dragon slaying crew (despite being a non-slayer himself) as they hunt down a dragon for its loot. Why would he join? Same reason he does lots of stupid things: Yennefer is there. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:17) - Intro (01:05) - Recap (02:23) - The Bounds of Reason (39:43) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us...

We read the titular story, The Last Wish! When Geralt's bestie Dandelion is struck down by something that seems awfully like a wish-granting genie, Geralt seeks help from the sexy and treacherous Yennefer of Vergeberg. Her services don't come cheaply, though, and the price isn't in coins. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:30) - Recap (01:12) - The Last Wish (27:25) - The Voice of Reason 7 (30:24) - Discussion (32:01) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman,...

When Geralt and Dandelion are called in to remove a "deoval" pestering some villagers, nothing goes according to anyone's plan. Soon Geralt has a new friend, a new enemy, and a new appreciation for the transience of all living things. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (00:50) - Recap (02:24) - The Voice of Reason 5 (05:23) - The Edge of the World (24:41) - The Voice of Reason 6 (27:57) - Outro We are Alice Sullivan, Micah Sparkman, and Jeff Lake.Find us at...

First: The Lesser Evil, in which Geralt encounters a very grim take on Snow White. Snow White is a sexy mutant bandit who is out for revenge on, well, basically everybody. Then: A Question of Price, in which Geralt encounters take on The Green Knight which is much less grim. The Green Knight is still a sexy mutant though. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:17) - Intro (00:33) - Recap (01:03) - The Voice of Reason 3 (02:59) - The Lesser Evil (26:31) - The Voice of Reason 4 (29:55) -...

We start The Last Witch, the first Witcher book! This is a serious change in tone from the Wheel of Time. This book is gritty, clever, and bloody. We answer the question: What is a witcher? What does it mean to witch? Well this guy, Geralt, he witches all day every day and we are here for it. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★ (00:16) - Intro (02:53) - The Voice of Reason (03:46) - The Witcher (24:30) - The Voice of Reason (27:59) - A Grain of Truth (47:54) - Outro We are Alice...

Stay tuned for episodes from our new podcast series, where we read The Witcher, by Andrzej Sapkowski! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★