For the holidays this year, The Funnie Papers provides you, gentle reader, with a review of the last and easily most cursed piece of Doug media ever produced -- The Disney Live Action Musical.  Link to the show for masochists/historians: https://youtu.be/8Gx92i67ppc   Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

That's it folks. Nickelodeon Doug is complete. The Lore is chronicled and the book is closed. Join us for one last look while we talk about what it all meant.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Doug? He's been dead for well on twenty-eight years now, friend. Tragic story. Sit a spell, and if you're good I'll leave out the part about the bug ranch.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

The absolute perfect ending to 'Doug' is to have the canonically final event happen during the first of the two 12 minute shorts.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

No really who put a dumpster on a cliff edge in the middle of the woods.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

We regret to inform you that Doug contained the first sex scene shown on Nickelodeon.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

In this episode we explore a nightmare world where any of Doug's family aside from Judy had dynamic character traits. We also say the words "diaped up" a lot.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

The writers got into a massive fight over this episode, where Doug finds a bunch of money, and not the one where they threatened to kill a dog for Christmas. We don't get it either.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Pick which part is less Christmas-y: us releasing this episode in mid-August, or the writers making it about the town threatening to kill Doug's talking dog.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

In an episode that is surprisingly structurally sound, Autocrat Mary Poppins shows up and it's up to Doug to get her laid.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Mr. Dink's body count is unknown, but the various manhunts for him in the Northwest have a price tag in the low eight figures. He no doubt appreciates this.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

If it turns out that one of your friends is smarter than you are, it means they are plotting to put you in a diaper and run experiments on you. Remain vigilant.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

The law is absolute. But in this episode we find a crack in the Bluff family facade.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

We're off this week but here is some extremely powerful fanfiction to hold you over. And per "Beets Zero: The Forever Bus" rules, an hour is right around ten minutes.    Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Funnie Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Buttsavage thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against Fast Fists Funnie in Bonkomania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the President of the World Bonko Federation, Fast Fists Funnie is not happy with your...

This episode taught us that the only bad thing a politician can do is care too much about their children.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Our second grader, who art in a tree, hallowed be thy pig puppet. Thy magic trick come, thy will be done, to Munk-Munk as it is on Thursdays.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

They say you can still hear the ghosts of the family photo places killed by smartphones, if you stick your phone in a pot of boiling corn syrup.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

In the modern day Doug reboot there is absolutely going to be an episode about a Yakestonesian email scam, isn't there.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

DougCoin is going to where it was always going: a crippling round of existential depression.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Mickenmaus is a Viscount of Hell, who commands three legions. He causes children to delight in artists suffering, and can make dreams real at a terrible price. He appears as a lion with the head of a dog, and holding a sword of light.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

Today The Funnie Papers goes to war to determine which plane of grandma reality is real.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

This is like if Breaking Bad ended with some kid saying "gee your candy makes people jittery" so Walter stopped making it.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers 

In an episode that starts utterly unmoored from reality and only gets worse, Doug imagines dating Patti Mayonnaise. Also Professor Oogie tries to teach him how sex works.  Episode Art:  https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/  https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers