When the Captain's stress pushes her into a coffee-only diet, the transporter chief is relieved when the Doc prescribes some R&R. But when the kids from her holonovel start haunting the ship, it might be 25th Amendment time for President Janeway. On the spectrum of TNG to DS9, how horny is the holodeck on Voyager? Is Neelix loading up the Captain’s plate in the buffet line? Is Ethan Philips trying to cut his thumb off to get out of work? It’s the episode where we see what it’s like to get tech support for your porno.