Episodes
Published 09/22/21
From one of the people who brought you the Gunkhole State Park Podcast, it's Destination: Passport! Keith Berd and Damon Product are reputable travel agents who love helping people go on the vacations of their very dreams. If you like the first episode, go to anchor.fm/destinationpassport or find it on your preferred podcast app and subscribe! P.S. The rangers fell into the gunkhole and died but hopefully they'll be able to do an episode from the afterlife soon!
Published 09/22/21
The rangers talk about how Gunkhole State Park might actually be weird and bad. Then, Dippin' Dots vending machine technician Smits Bensen (Spencer Lott) stops by to service the park's Dippin' Dots machine and probably nothing else.  
Published 07/19/21
The rangers discuss the potluck, which was disastrous for The Beef Man but very positive for the punctuation cult. Then, local investigative reporter Rece Roberts (Bryan Duff) takes the rangers to task for their most recent bad deeds.
Published 07/12/21
The rangers provide updates on their cult (Chris), campaign (Bonnie), and cool family life (Alex) before sitting down with cryptid hunter Coleman Riteaid (Amar Risbud), who is searching for the Gunkhole Gapsquatch... and maybe more!
Published 07/05/21
The rangers discuss cults, tattoo-related health, and Ranger Alex's thing. Then, safety infector Sconce Bentley (Sarah Shockey) stops by to give the rangers some safety tips and also fall in love.
Published 06/28/21
Back in the park at last, the rangers discuss Ranger Alex's avoidant tendencies, Ranger Bonnie's political campaign, and Ranger Chris's newfound passion for punctuation. Then, Hollywood actress Just Sheila (Alana Johnston) stops by to tell the rangers about the forest-based movie she's making with the little boy from The Sixth Sense.
Published 06/21/21
The rangers are coming to you LIVE from The Rose Hole in beautiful Pasadena, California, where they will finally meet The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), the extremely rich and famous wrestler-turned-movie star who has built a fracking themed amusement park on Gunkhole State Park land! 
Published 04/05/21
After last week's fiasco at the La Brea Tar Pits, the rangers are still in LA, waiting for their chance to finally meet Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Their guest is Stoney (Jonah Cooper), an actual rock with a unique perspective. 
Published 03/29/21
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Published 03/22/21
The rangers are in Death Valley, where they've been having fun despite drinking very little water. Their guest is desert enthusiast Bingo Williams (Nico Carter), who talks about his crypto business and shares some family secrets.
Published 03/15/21
En route to Hollywood, the rangers stop in Las Vegas to sample everything it has to offer: entertainment, gambling, and getting robbed at gunpoint multiple times. Then, they welcome casino manager Gina Tortellini (Claire Favret), who's been dealing with a celebrity-related problem of her own. 
Published 03/08/21
The road trip continues to Nevada, where the rangers are staying in beautiful Hoover Damp State Park. They discuss Manti Te'o, the beauty of disgusting things in nature, and the giant muscular beaver that Ranger Bonnie has failed to seduce. Then, they welcome friendly drifter Tina (Yasmine Baharloo), who lists her top five tips for going off the grid, talks about how the band Queen inspired her, and dishes on her peculiar relationship history.
Published 03/01/21
The rangers are on the road to Hollywood where they hope to confront Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and take Gunkhole State Park back from the fracking themed amusement park. While staying at a park in Utah, they meet Bobby Casey (Will Hines), a very chill mole person who loves a capella and ice cream sandwiches.
Published 02/22/21
Ranger Chris provides an update on his attempt to Erin Brockovich the frackers, Ranger Bonnie reports her findings re: The Rock Connection, and Ranger Alex reads a powerful poem. Then, aggressive lawyer Lily Outrageous (Erin Keif) gives the rangers yet another problem to deal with.
Published 01/18/21
The rangers lament the impending sale of some of the park's land to a fracking-themed amusement park and theorize on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's possible involvement. Then, they talk to Brad (Jon Matteson), a large naked man who recently had an encounter with a witch.
Published 01/11/21
The rangers take us behind the scenes of the reality show they're making to promote the park and discuss the addictions they've developed in the process. Then, college film student and reality show crew member Preston Oxman (Chris McGillivray) joins to share what drew him to reality television. 
Published 01/04/21
The rangers talk about how time and space have been warped since they ate human flesh. Then, they welcome Lorraine Jeffries (Carly Garber), a controversial Bachelor contestant who is just at the park to reconnect with nature and not for any other reason.
Published 12/28/20
The rangers discuss enablers, different types of straws, and art. Then, park resident Fan C. Jackson (Waleed Mansour) stops by to chat about his cooking and read from the TV pilot he wrote. 
Published 12/21/20
The rangers do some catching up before welcoming local child Li'l Pete Stachio (Adal Rifai), who just has a lot going on.
Published 12/14/20
The rangers prepare for opening night of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds: The Musical: The Birds are in the Right This Time despite Ranger Bonnie's swollen tonsils. Then, contest winner Edith Barrels (Jen Jackson) joins to talk about her long history of losing contests and her relationship with her twin brother, Governor Gus Barrels.
Published 08/10/20
The rangers discuss their cover story in Bad Publicity magazine, Ranger Bonnie's funeral reviews, and Ranger Chris's unfortunate casting decision for Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds: The Musical: The Birds are in the Right This Time. Then, Australian fashion designer Sebastian Lockheed-Martin stops by to share his fashion principles and some information on how people who fake Australian accents are perverts.
Published 08/03/20
The rangers talk about the hard work they've done on Birds: The Musical and their goal of winning a RockyTony award. Then, RockyTony committee member Caroline Kettlebell joins to share how she met her husband, discuss draconian musical-themed laws, and run down the five main things she looks for in a "theater in the park" production. 
Published 07/27/20
The rangers discuss the various things you could squeeze out of clusters of tiny holes before welcoming Jimmy Jackwell (Zack Mast), a former actor turned bear enthusiast. Jimmy counts down the top five problems facing bears, tells the story of his attempts to cure polar bears of their chapped noses in the Arctic, and delivers his stirring Two and a Half Men audition monologue.
Published 07/20/20
Ranger Bonnie reveals what really happened when she went missing and learns about the park's new roller coaster. Then, shifty professor Dr. Chia Omale (Shanel Hughes) tries to avoid telling the rangers why she wants to dig thousands of holes on park property.
Published 07/13/20