“The alluring, silvery vocals of Ben O’B,
first graced my ears on the JRE.
He spoke of archery, deer hunting, and life.
I found myself smitten, wondering...
Does he have a wife?
Snapped back to reality, my sexuality reassured,
I still needed more Ben, that voice so pure.
With the luck of a gambler rolling a seven,
I discovered his prodcast, I was in heaven.
The Hunting Collective he called it, THC for short.
It was the perfect hunting interview show, a unique report.
Alas, an unfortunate circumstance occurred,
my interest waned, my focus became blurred.
The show grew tired, repetitious and stale,
I was at a crossroad, do I stay? Do I bail?
As I wrestled with it, my decision uncertain,
a saviour emerged from behind the curtain.
With overwhelming charm and boyish good looks,
he reinvigorated THC, he re-baited my hook.
New format, new segments, darn catchy jingles,
each week my anticipation grows and tingles.
Inevitably my first love will forever be Ben,
I will listen to that voice purr again and again.
But I’ll thank God, or Buddha, or Santa until,
I find out who sent us this gift that is Phil.
Thanks,
Greg Smith
Instagram @smuttysmutters”
SmuttySmutters via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
02/21/20