Episodes
Fashion Designer Charlie May has escaped city life and gone back to her roots as a West Country farmer. Join her each week as she learns the basics of living sustainably, grows her own fruit, veg and wine, delves into her family’s history and comes up with alarmingly ambitious plans to modernise the farm and ensure its survival. From fashion to farming; there's got to be some transferable skills, right? Subscribe to Back to Earth on acast, apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts...
Published 07/20/21
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Published 02/15/19
Pax Fortuna is an adventure-comedy roleplaying podcast set in the fantastical merchant republic of Fortuna, brought to you by the creators of THE INFINITE BAD. The series begins this July! Early access is available for $5 patrons on patreon.com/definitelyhuman. Subscribe now and hear the first 5-part adventure, as well as a new episode every Friday! 
Published 02/03/19
David and David review McVitie's Gold Bar and come to a surprising conclusion about what the future might hold for them and IWGBRP. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 02/12/18
David and David review Chips Ahoy! and come to a surprising conclusion about who they want to be. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 02/05/18
David and David review Malted Milks and wonder the unassuming guest has come to lead them into the darkness. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 01/29/18
David and David review Lotus Biscoffs and come to an ego killing conclusion about who the real bad guys are. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 01/22/18
David and David review Barnum's Animals Crackers and come to a rousing conclusion about the need to destroy their long term enemies. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 01/15/18
David and David review Garibaldi biscuits, aka “fly graveyards” and come to an exciting conclusion about how YOU can improve your biscuit experiences today. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 01/08/18
David and David are joined by Maximillian John in this new year special to review Fossier Biscuits Rose de Reims, and come to a buzzing conclusion about how to achieve bliss in 2018. Get an extra 35mins of David and David and Maxamillion discussing their resolutions for 2018, featuring the not https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 01/01/18
David and David are joined by a Christmas... thing (Tom Dalling) to review Harrods Classic Mince Pies With Brandy and Heston from Waitrose Spiced Shortcrust Mince Pies Lemon, and come to a motivating conclusion about Christmas.  Get an extra 25 mins of David, David and Tom discussing their Christmas traditions of today at patreon.com/definitelyhuman
Published 12/25/17
David and David are joined by a special ghost (Mathew Woodcock) to review Iceland Luxury Mince Pies and Sainsbury’s Deep Fill Mince Pies, and come to a low level appreciation of people’s Christmas spirit.  Get an extra 20 mins of David, David and Mathew discussing their Christmas traditions of today at patreon.com/definitelyhuman
Published 12/18/17
David and David are joined by a spectral guest (Lexie McDougall) to review Co-op Bakery Shortcrust Mince Pies and Mr Kipling “Merry” Mince Pies and come to a roundabout view of a merry Christmas. Get an extra 20mins of David, David and Lexie discussing their Christmas traditions of the past at patreon.com/definitelyhuman
Published 12/11/17
David and David are joined by Charlie May to review Rich Tea biscuits, and come to a musical conclusion about class. Get an extra 30mins of David and David and Charlie discussing highs and lows of the week, including suits (not the TV show), public indecency and hangovers https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 12/04/17
This Japanese special sees David and David respectfully review Biscos from the Glico corporation, and they come to a mysterious conclusion about the future. Get an extra 30mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including the most hellish city on Earth (not London), the darkness of man's heart, the best sandwich shop in London and a mature spread for toast https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 11/27/17
David and David review Nice biscuits and come to a depressing conclusion about the difficulty of peace and the ease of war. Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including David's wife returning, the Greenwich Maritime Museum, David's hungover visage and making a fuss in a restaurant https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 11/20/17
David and David review a Biscotti *does pinched fingers things* and come to a confusing conclusion about postcards and being a "mind adventurer". Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including medieval lighting, the best history podcast in the world and more in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 11/13/17
David and David review a Sainsbury's Ginger Snap (nut, it's the same thing), and come to a depressing conclusion about ageing. Get an extra 40mins of David and David discussing a supernatural roadtrip and the real problem with having a cold in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 11/06/17
David and David review two Co-op 'design your own halloween biscuits' and come to a spooky conclusion about the dangers of novelties.
Published 10/30/17
https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP This is IWGBRP Bitesize, a companion podcast for the post-hope generation. They come out every week at the same time as the weekly biscuit reviews and feature David and David (plus the occasional guest) discussing their recent highs (chocolate topped) and lows (soggy biscuits). Each episode is about 30-45mins long and so far they’ve covered: severed heads, how conspiracy theories are basically fan fiction, French (the language), the...
Published 10/26/17
David and David review a Marks & Spencer premium biscuit, and come to a depressing conclusion about moving up in the world. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing Jeremy Bentham's decomposing head and Vladimir Putin in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 10/22/17
David and David are joined by Matthew Woodcock to review pink wafers, and come to an uplifting conclusion about being disappointed by the past. Get an extra 45mins of David, David and Matthew discussing foreign languages, tiredness, potash mines, and Matthew's beef with Gary Oldman, in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP
Published 10/15/17
David and David review the Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookie, and come to a depressing conclusion about trying to change things.
Published 10/08/17
David and David are joined by Tom Dalling to review the ancient fig roll, and come to a confusing conclusion about rating things.
Published 09/24/17