David and David are joined by a special ghost (Mathew Woodcock) to review Iceland Luxury Mince Pies and Sainsbury’s Deep Fill Mince Pies, and come to a low level appreciation of people’s Christmas spirit.  Get an extra 20 mins of David, David and Mathew discussing their Christmas traditions of today at patreon.com/definitelyhuman

David and David are joined by a spectral guest (Lexie McDougall) to review Co-op Bakery Shortcrust Mince Pies and Mr Kipling “Merry” Mince Pies and come to a roundabout view of a merry Christmas. Get an extra 20mins of David, David and Lexie discussing their Christmas traditions of the past at patreon.com/definitelyhuman

David and David are joined by Charlie May to review Rich Tea biscuits, and come to a musical conclusion about class. Get an extra 30mins of David and David and Charlie discussing highs and lows of the week, including suits (not the TV show), public indecency and hangovers https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

This Japanese special sees David and David respectfully review Biscos from the Glico corporation, and they come to a mysterious conclusion about the future. Get an extra 30mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including the most hellish city on Earth (not London), the darkness of man's heart, the best sandwich shop in London and a mature spread for toast https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David review Nice biscuits and come to a depressing conclusion about the difficulty of peace and the ease of war. Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including David's wife returning, the Greenwich Maritime Museum, David's hungover visage and making a fuss in a restaurant https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David review a Biscotti *does pinched fingers things* and come to a confusing conclusion about postcards and being a "mind adventurer". Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including medieval lighting, the best history podcast in the world and more in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David review a Sainsbury's Ginger Snap (nut, it's the same thing), and come to a depressing conclusion about ageing. Get an extra 40mins of David and David discussing a supernatural roadtrip and the real problem with having a cold in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David review two Co-op 'design your own halloween biscuits' and come to a spooky conclusion about the dangers of novelties.

https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP This is IWGBRP Bitesize, a companion podcast for the post-hope generation. They come out every week at the same time as the weekly biscuit reviews and feature David and David (plus the occasional guest) discussing their recent highs (chocolate topped) and lows (soggy biscuits). Each episode is about 30-45mins long and so far they’ve covered: severed heads, how conspiracy theories are basically fan fiction, French (the language), the...

David and David review a Marks & Spencer premium biscuit, and come to a depressing conclusion about moving up in the world. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing Jeremy Bentham's decomposing head and Vladimir Putin in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David are joined by Matthew Woodcock to review pink wafers, and come to an uplifting conclusion about being disappointed by the past. Get an extra 45mins of David, David and Matthew discussing foreign languages, tiredness, potash mines, and Matthew's beef with Gary Oldman, in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP

David and David review the Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookie, and come to a depressing conclusion about trying to change things.

David and David are joined by Tom Dalling to review the ancient fig roll, and come to a confusing conclusion about rating things.

David and David review Choco Leibniz and come to a depressing conclusion about love and infatuation.

David and David review Bourbons Creams and come to a depressing conclusion about the Spanish royal family and themselves.

David and David review Hobnobs and come to a depressing conclusion about their expectations.

David and David review America’s Cookie™, the Oreo, and come to a depressing conclusion about life in Britain. You can hear extra material from this show at patreon.com/definitelyhuman

David and David review one of Britain’s most popular biscuits, McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive, and come to a depressing conclusion about themselves. You can hear extra material from this show at patreon.com/definitelyhuman