[Verse 1: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Well Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls [Verse 2: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] On Monday, she's a bitch On Tuesday, she's a bitch On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch! [Chorus: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch [Refrain: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) [Break:Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Talk to kids around the world And it might go a little bit something like this: [Bridge] 凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師 我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦 La mère de Kyle est une pute C'est pour ça qu’on dit la plus grande pute du monde entier Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii [Chorus: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (La-la-la-la-la-la) She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh) [Refrain: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! [Outro: Salsa (JPEGAudio)] I really mean it Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, f****n' bitch Big ol' fat f****n' bitch, Kyle's mom Yeah, cha