Episodes
Want to fight off a zombie hoard with office supplies? What is the best weapon to survive nuclear holocaust? How many bananas do you have to eat to irradiate yourself? Listen here to find the answers to none of those questions.  
Published 03/26/24
Published 03/18/24
KY-Jelly and J-Money get too high and bother Conman with a story about a drunk guy that calls in an Amber Alert.
Published 03/18/24
The boys talk about burial practices in this exclusively post-mortem episode. Do you have plans for your body after you die? Can I have it? Your dead body, I mean.
Published 03/12/24
Did you know that when James Joyce wasn't wrirting Dubliners and Ulysses he was huffing his wife's farts?
Published 03/05/24
The most sexually awkward podcast on the market. Follow us down the deep dark rabbithole of first time masturbations, fingers in stinky holes, and the biggest cock blocks of them all. . . . parents.
Published 02/25/24
German model Martina Big takes plastic surgery to the extreme. After 20,000cc breast implants weren't enough, she goes through a permanent skin injections to give her the appearance of a black woman. You've got questions, we have no answers.
Published 02/13/24
As a follow up to our wildly popular dentists episode - Sean's dentist gets high on his own gas, goes into the future, and brings back alien tooth technology.
Published 02/07/24
We love an eccentric billionaire here at LKP. Bryan Johnson is throwing his money at Project Blueprint in a fight against age itself. He claims caloric restriction and intermittent fasting can slow the aging process. Black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast doesn't seem so crazy now
Published 01/16/24
Do you enjoy metal detecting? Folk stories of lost Civil War gold? Turkey roasting pans? This is the story for you
Published 01/08/24
The subject of the documentary "Mommy Dead and Dearest", Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been released from prison for her role in the murder of Dee Dee Blanchard, her abusive mother.
Published 01/02/24
In this year's LKP Christmas special, J-money tells us about Christmas in Japan, and Sean learns the importance of knocking at a young age.
Published 12/27/23
Lube yourselves up for this one, Robert Chesebrough got sick of milking sperm whales for their oil and discovers the namesake of our very own KY Jelly.
Published 12/19/23
Tanner Cook: prankster shot in the gut. Zhana Samsonova: vegan influencer dies of malnutrition. Mizzy: British punk that finally serves some jail time.
Published 12/12/23
The Boys stumble across an alien grave in Aurora, Texas with special guest "Matthew McConaughey".
Published 12/05/23
The Northern Boys are a British Hip-Hop sensation comprised of retirees. Known for their filthy lyrics in songs like Sexy Train and Party Time, The Northern Boys have been featured in Rolling Stone Magazine titled "Sad Old Men".
Published 11/29/23
Our resident drug shaman, Sean, takes us on a different kind of magic carpet ride. He's shown us the world in all its shining, shimmering splendor.
Published 11/21/23
Once upon a time, we were young, dumb, and 90% cum. We recount our high school times wrestling teachers and committing fraud.
Published 11/14/23
Joseph Pujol aka Butthole Joe [citation needed], was a French professional fartist who was wildly popular around the turn of the 20th century. You can almost hear the envy we have for this man.
Published 11/06/23
Faceless creatures in the dark, lizard men, hungry, murderous cats, and a sword swallowing man. Get your slice of weird Americana while it's hot
Published 11/02/23
The movie "Orphan" was released in 2009. But the true story took place in 2012 when the Barnett family adopted Natalia Grace from a Ukrainian orphanage.
Published 10/23/23
We're sitting around a campfire trading spooky stories. Also our dicks are out (inspired by true events)
Published 10/16/23
Buckle up, we're picking our top aliens for a fantasy alien league. The three-tittied alien from Total Recall is still undrafted if you want to get in on this.
Published 10/10/23
We're kicking off spooky season at LKP with a trick or treat story! You remember your parents checking for drugs and razor blades in your Halloween candy? Meet the guy we have to thank for that
Published 10/02/23
Every town has them. A local celebrity famous (or infamous) for being strange, eccentric, or just plain crazy. These are our hometown stories.
Published 09/26/23