After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASEJoel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bonesDid Dave and Joel participate in skate cultureTony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakesGary is back, but all is not wellA call with GaryEgg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care...

After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones - Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture - Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes - Gary is back, but all is not well - A call with Gary - Egg Van: The Bois go on...

Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASEWhere have the Bois been?! Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbiesDave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! How to get your music onto streaming servicesGary’s gone with the windROCK AND ROLL Coldplay? How dare...

Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Where have the Bois been?! - Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies - Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! - How to get your music onto streaming services - Gary’s gone with the wind ROCK AND ROLL -...

Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASEThe Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcastsEnglish commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!“I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”ROCK AND ROLL US vs. UK Mtv (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?Bob Ross joins Metallica?“Metallica gives you heavy,...

Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams. BOIS TOUCH BASE - The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts - English commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?! - “I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!” ROCK AND ROLL - US vs. UK Mtv - (bass player) + (everyone else) = band? - Bob Ross joins Metallica? - “Metallica...

Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth! BOIS TOUCH BASEWho’s in car? NO ONE!New Noise Hole SlogansWhat does JFK know about holes?How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?Messages from Mom“He’s got a pot full’o beans.”PANDEMIC PALSA great time to stop smokingThe pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feastNoise Boi group therapyBreaking Robocop pandemic protocols ROCK AND ROLL!?An update on GaryDeftones raise money for their crewWe...

BOIS TOUCH BASE - Who’s in car? NO ONE! - New Noise Hole Slogans - What does JFK know about holes? - How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise? - Messages from Mom - “He’s got a pot full’o beans.” PANDEMIC PALS - A great time to stop smoking - The pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feast - Noise Boi group therapy - Breaking Robocop pandemic protocols ROCK AND ROLL!? - An update on Gary - Deftones raise money for their crew - We COULD have the #1 movie in America! - Hollywood’s desperation -...

This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASEHow does time even work now?Mum’s Bum CandlesNoise Bois are ordered to SFTH!Technical difficultiesNOISE BOI QUESTIONSDisney World & Theme ParksAvengers theme park?A Metallica ride?ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!Dave Mustaine’s resurrected armMusic in the next...

This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered. BOIS TOUCH BASE - How does time even work now? - Mum’s Bum Candles - Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH! - Technical difficulties NOISE BOI QUESTIONS Disney World & Theme Parks - Avengers theme park? - A Metallica ride? - ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?! - Dave Mustaine’s...

It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED! BOIS TOUCH BASEWhich Smash Bros. character is each Boi?Dave can’t accept the reality of our situationDoomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM...

It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED! BOIS TOUCH BASE - Which Smash Bros. character is each Boi? - Dave can’t accept the reality of our situation - Doomey Dave’s dummy brain is all...

The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one. BIG BIG NEWS! Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard DawkinsThe first guitarless Noise Hole?! The invention of the first...

The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one. BIG BIG NEWS! Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins The first guitarless Noise Hole?! The invention of the first...

Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductionsDave’s new whammy super powerDivebombs improve “Let It Be” by The BeatlesDivebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath Gary’s had too many eggsDivebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by WeezerDead Dad DudesThe Bois try to deal with Gary,...

Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time. Harmonized introductions Dave’s new whammy super power Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by The Beatles Divebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath Gary’s had too many eggs Divebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer Dead Dad Dudes The Bois try to deal with...

Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday?Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s“Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald“Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonaldDave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall“Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David...

Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice. What does Gary want for his birthday? Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald Dave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall “Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David...

It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 - Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw F**k)” “If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce Springstein From Episode 45 - Describing Iggy Pop From Episode 16 - “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem “Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by Danzig...

It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown! From Episode 21 - Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw F**k)”“If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce SpringsteinFrom Episode 45 - Describing Iggy PopFrom Episode 16 - “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem“Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by...

The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards“A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000“Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers“Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli PeppersJoel has Chilli Peppers resentment Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa“Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli...

The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.” “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000 “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers “Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers Joel has Chilli Peppers resentment Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa “Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli...

Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole. “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces SpringsteinKevin appeals to The...

Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a s**t!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole. “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces Springstein Kevin appeals to The...