59 episodes

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel Noise Hole Media

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 129 Ratings

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

    God Baked Rock and Roll For You

    God Baked Rock and Roll For You

    After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!



    BOIS TOUCH BASEJoel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bonesDid Dave and Joel participate in skate cultureTony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakesGary is back, but all is not wellA call with GaryEgg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for GaryThe unfinished Noise Hole videoThe Texas legislature wants us to dieROCK AND ROLL God Baked Rock & Roll For YouA ruined handjob of a podcastJello Biafra and 80s punk attitudeThe Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s Conscientious punks?So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike MyersTRAPT NEWSThe Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album)Travis Barker is a drum slutTrapt vs. Sub ZeroQUEEN NEWS“YOU Are The Champions”!?Brian May destroyed his own ass Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s assTony Iomi’s giant ass-thimblesLive Arse 2020NOISE BOI EMAILSA lovely message from a lovely BoiA closing prayer

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)

    Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)

    Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T!



    BOIS TOUCH BASEWhere have the Bois been?! Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbiesDave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! How to get your music onto streaming servicesGary’s gone with the windROCK AND ROLL Coldplay? How dare you?! Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World showCourtney Love: Professional StarfuckerBilly Corgan mentors Courtney LovePuddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-TIce-T has no time for these bitchesIce-T meets Courtney LoveIce-T upgrades his wife, CocoIce-T’s Dildo-coptersIce-T’s work/life balanceIce-T’s tips for locking down a QueenThe secrets to Ice-T’s successWhat happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away?Ice-T’s advice for these hard timesIce-T’s promise to the Noise BoisNOISE BOI QUESTIONSWhere is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?!How good are we at faking French?“Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad

    • 1 hr 29 min
    Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!

    Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!

    Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams.



    BOIS TOUCH BASEThe Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcastsEnglish commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!“I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”ROCK AND ROLL US vs. UK Mtv (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?Bob Ross joins Metallica?“Metallica gives you heavy, baby!”USING A DATING APP, GARRRYYYY?!?!?!?Lies told at a funeral / Joel Sharing Dave’s relatives-rish Dad jokes / Irish humorU2 BingoNOISE BOI QUESTIONSSongs with deeper meaning?Reappropriating song meanings?“The Boys Of Summer” vs. “Summer of ‘69”Bryan Adams, and his very good friend SteveIs it time for a jet-powered guillotine Bryan Adams’ 90s movie songsAlan Rickman as The Loot Playing ChickenThe movies of Kevin CostnerBands you like that are disappointing live?

    • 1 hr 19 min
    A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)

    A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)

    Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth!



    BOIS TOUCH BASEWho’s in car? NO ONE!New Noise Hole SlogansWhat does JFK know about holes?How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?Messages from Mom“He’s got a pot full’o beans.”PANDEMIC PALSA great time to stop smokingThe pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feastNoise Boi group therapyBreaking Robocop pandemic protocols ROCK AND ROLL!?An update on GaryDeftones raise money for their crewWe COULD have the #1 movie in America!Hollywood’s desperation Metallibuck$A VISIT FROM MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE!!!Dave loves high kicksDave’s MegaDogs at The Festical FestivalDave’s throat cancer updateDave’s streaming shred lessons“Mega Jeopardy” by Dave Mustaine ft. GaryWhere are the Megabois?Dave is an inspiration to the massesMORE ROCK AND ROLL TALK?! HOW?!?!Band’s net-worths Meticalla’s donation vs. Fallout Boy’sFallout Boy vs. The Scooby GangWho’s working hardest on stage?Cliff Burton’s Golden Toe MemorialTrapt frontman continues to lose itHypothetical libelous statements about Chris Taylor Brown of TraptThe Polyphonic Spree are not allowed to bother David Bowie

    • 1 hr 24 min
    Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!

    Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!

    This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.



    BOIS TOUCH BASEHow does time even work now?Mum’s Bum CandlesNoise Bois are ordered to SFTH!Technical difficultiesNOISE BOI QUESTIONSDisney World & Theme ParksAvengers theme park?A Metallica ride?ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!Dave Mustaine’s resurrected armMusic in the next 10 yearsBoy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 DegreesAttitude lady musicIs Gary a thirst trap?Xanax RapNü Metal vs. RetrowaveFascists love Rick AstleyBillie Eilish is ASMR musicDoes today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?Where is the guitar rock?Song for the end of the worldAn REM Classic re-enters the chartsLouis Armstrong, The Destroyer Animal Crossing vs. Doom EternalBands performing onlineJimmy Johns Eat WorldWrestlemania with no audienceOnline wrestling commentators Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the personWill bands delay albums due to the pandemic?How are artists surviving?How are road crews surviving?Bois who say “brother”Dave’s attic varmint troubles

    • 1 hr 18 min
    Keep An Eye Out For An Ear

    Keep An Eye Out For An Ear

    It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED!



    BOIS TOUCH BASEWhich Smash Bros. character is each Boi?Dave can’t accept the reality of our situationDoomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM DOOM!Gary’s health updateUPDATE: A YEAR LONG WEEKTrapt are going quarantine stir crazyEarly file sharing band scamsUsing file sharing to “listen before you buy”?LIVE STREAMING CONCERTSCro-Mags beefy boyBen Gibbard’s daily Death Cab“Coronavirus (Come Get Me)” by Ben GibbardBen Gibbard’s Virus Medley WHAT’S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR ISOLATION?Rekindling abandoned video gamesGod is a mischievous scampBrian May’s is a delicious stewWhat food would Bois be?Brian May’s plea to the worldBLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE! Blimey, mate. Barbecue. Blimey, mate! Barbecue!BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE!MORE CANCELLATIONSEurovision cancelledGlastonbury cancelledRemembering The Reading Festival in the 90sIs Idles the NOW version of punk?How high should you wear your guitar?PORN CANCELLED?!?!?Noise Hole ASMRLEMMY’S RETRO RUNDOWNWhat kind of food is Lemmy?Legend of Ozzy 8-bit video gameLemmy’s thoughts on the pandemicBrutal LegendYellowed/discolored consolesCopying CDs in the before timesLemmy and Harley from Cro-MagsLemmy’s Punk/Metal Cribs ShowLemmy and Dave celebrate Doom Day!“Get More Hole In The World” Celebrity Charity Single

    • 1 hr 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
129 Ratings

129 Ratings

Madgr2112 ,

Need a Clear Conscience Revival

Listened to this show since day 1 and still come back to listen to the episodes! Miss this show and one of the best music podcasts out there! If Dave & Joel did a surprise drop I think the world would implode with excitement and awe! You guys rock

Richard Startkey ,

I keep coming back!

I love this podcast. I wish they were still making episodes!! But because there are no new episodes I keep coming back to listen to classic bits. I especially love the episode Cowboy Corpse because they did my cool Beatles bit about Yoko and such. I hope they come back, but until then I’ll keep coming back and listening to a few episodes at a time.

Elijawsome ,

Very fun experience

This podcast is much better than their previous podcast because it not only has the boys being funny, but they also try to make songs that are almost all original but still funny.

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