Things take a turn for the worse for Pat the hypochondriac as monkey pox enters the mainstream. Plus, he recaps a weekend in Wisconsin, including the most bath*t insane story from the news there, explains why you should never outwardly show your support for a Presidential candidate, and shares...

Pat is a little self conscious about how some shirts are fitting, and his wife does nothing to help ease his fears. Plus, he tries to work through a landscaping dilemma with Producer James, describes how he gets in his car every morning to avoid a carjacking, and discusses what his life has been...