Episodes
Paul is back to chat with Mike after some unsuccessful freelance attempts with other criminal organizations. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 11/25/23
What's more overrated? Blue-cheese-stuffed olives or the Half Blood Prince? Hit us up at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 09/08/23
Published 09/08/23
Paul has found a way to tap into a huge cultural phenomenon, and desperately tries to convince Mike to get on board. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 08/18/23
Paul and Mike catch up on what they've been up to for their summer break. Discussion topics include dog packs, Tide Pods, and a man beast.
Published 07/21/23
Paul has designed the perfect machine, only thing left is collect the missing pieces.
Published 05/26/23
Paul and Mike discuss body positivity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 05/05/23
Paul and Mike introduce a new member to the show. Contact them at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 04/21/23
This week Paul and Mike dive into the wonderful world of fruity vegetables. Contact us at perfectcrimepodcast.com!
Published 03/31/23
This week the boys strike back at the scammers, so that they can do the scamming themselves. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 02/10/23
This week, Paul and Mike have a frank discussion about ageism, free elder care and the Power of the Sun. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 02/04/23
Paul and Mike have been gone forever! Where the hell were they? Let's find out. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 01/27/23
Its almost Christmas! And that means Paul is getting really stressed out about his annual Christmas party and lashing out at Mike for literally no reason. Let's try to smooth things over with some money laundering. Wish Paul and Mike a Merry Christmas at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 12/23/22
This week Paul and Mike discuss the top three beach-y crimes to pull on holiday break. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 12/16/22
This week Mike learns about how assassin movies are made. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 12/09/22
This week Paul and Mike discuss how they spent their Thanksgiving break as well as Paul's plans to profit off of illness. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 12/02/22
This week Paul and Mike discuss jungle juice, where to find the best meat plates, and debate the definition of charity. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 11/18/22
This week Paul and Mike catch up with Paul's new diet and discuss plans to host a LARP-ing event, with a twist.
Published 11/11/22
Look out Big Wax, this week it's your turn. Paul has a grand plan for smooth bodies and fuzzy faces. Talk to us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 11/04/22
This week we take Big Lumber head on. We also talk about teeth too much! Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 10/28/22
The Boys are back! What have we been up to during the break? Tune in and find out! Plus some light plagiarism.
Published 10/21/22
After a disappointing Crimeys show, Paul attempts to cheer up Mike by reminding him of all the wonderful memories they've shared over the last 100 episodes. share your favorite crimes with us at [email protected].
Published 08/18/22
This week is officially Heist O'clock. Paul and Mike are getting a bunch of fancy fish for the break room. God speed heroes. Send us your fish pics at [email protected]
Published 08/11/22
This week, Paul gives his notes for Mike's aquarium heist, set to take place next week. Contact us at www.theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 08/04/22
This week, the boys argue. And argue. And argue some more about updates to some of Paul's older crimes. Stay hydrated. theperfectcrimepodcast.com.
Published 07/28/22