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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Ecronak:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-122
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Sound Credits
"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 03/21/24
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 03/14/24
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
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The voices of the Database and the man in the recording...
Published 01/02/24
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-120
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Sound Credits
"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 12/26/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY elrosth:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-119
www.scp-wiki.net/test-log-for-scp-119
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database and O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Grant was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of Dr. Derel was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray.
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Sound Credits
"placing glass bottle on side table.wav" by __bernicetredoux of...
Published 12/22/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oksbad:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-118
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Brant was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of Dr. Klaus was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of Capt. Thomson was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Dr. F. [REDACTED] was provided by Lisa Hogan.
The voice of O5-5 was provided by...
Published 12/15/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-117
EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Climan was provided by Christian Jasper.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 11/30/23
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WRITTEN BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. EDITED BY FlyPurgatorio.
INSPIRED BY SCP-116, BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-116
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The voice of The Auditor was provided by Rebekah Alexander.
The voice of Dr. Benson was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Guard was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
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Sound Credits
"air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Televisions-SonyTrinitron_1.wav" by...
Published 11/20/23
Content Warnings: Body horror, gore, torture, and violence; mention of child molestation and mutilation (no details); and Ronald Reagan.
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This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Gregg. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Digiwizzard:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981
License:...
Published 10/31/23
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Salty Buckets. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY S D Locke and Flumswack:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4910
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music...
Published 10/19/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors:
www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Agent Carriontrooper was provided by Breck Wilhite.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 10/12/23
Content Warning: Attempted (censored) deadnaming; thinly veiled trans- and xenophobia; heavily implied war crimes; and fascist elements.
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An SCP Tale by newnykacolaquantum:
www.scp-wiki.net/re-kto-0001-bellfather
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice...
Published 10/02/23
This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written...
Published 09/21/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Jonathan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 09/14/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY bleggs:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-114
www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-114-a
RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY Wiiskey
scpfoundation.net/scp-114
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Soldier was provided by Leo Grinberg.
The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Christian Jasper.
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Sound...
Published 09/01/23
This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Jared Falto. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.
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An SCP Tale by CrankyMonkey2:
www.scp-wiki.net/fernand-s-memoir
Features SCP-082:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Bernstein was provided by Oktober...
Published 08/28/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu, REWRITTEN BY Robin Sure AND thedeadlymoose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 08/17/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MisterBibs:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of D-35784 was provided by Brittany Carlton.
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Sound Credits
"air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
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The outro music was written by Joshua...
Published 08/11/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Adam Henderson:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 07/20/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HammerMaiden:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr....
Published 07/17/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Stephen Kolsnik was provided by Martin Taylor.
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Sound Credits
"Alien Computer Alarm Sci Fi OCP-1141-03.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"Impacts-Debris-MCU-Dirt&Roc.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"LFETremor...
Published 06/29/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-109
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Oktober Crow.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Published 06/22/23
An SCP Tale by ch00bakka:
www.scp-wiki.net/rainbow-crapitalism
Features SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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*Technically speaking, handles on Void are denoted by an asterism (⁂) rather than an @ sign. We chose to read them as @ signs because 1.) it flows better and in a way most people...
Published 06/16/23
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kinchtheknifeblade:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of O5-6 was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of POI-6870 was provided by Dorian Marron.
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Sound Credits
"air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by...
Published 06/15/23