Episodes
Denims! Stanleys! Sweeneys! Manns!
Published 02/01/24
Published 02/01/24
Go sign up for the Patreon!
Published 01/18/24
Hey, if you're reading this—do people actually read this?—make sure to sign up for the Patreon. We're running some bonus episodes now so I'm putting older main episodes up here. They'll be a little out of date! You want to get the fresh now stuff. Go sign up at the Patreon, SubBeacon.com.
Published 01/09/24
The Equalizer 3! It's the third one!
Published 10/04/23
Sports movie, not a video game movie.
Published 09/27/23
It's dogs! That curse!
Published 09/13/23
New Netflix doc about the platonic ideal of an American.
Published 09/06/23
Turtles! Who are ninjas!
Published 08/30/23
Barbie! Sign up for the Patreon to get the Mattel Cinematic Universe draft! 
Published 08/23/23
If you want to hear the actual Oppenheimer review, you're going to have to swing by the Patreon. Sorry, folks!
Published 08/16/23
Wes Anderson!
Published 08/09/23
There are spoilers in this episode, so if you haven't watched the movie yet please don't listen! Don't yell at us if you do listen!
Published 08/02/23
This is a truncated episode! You want the full thing you have to sign up at the Patreon. 
Published 07/20/23
Remember Transformers? They're back. In Beast form.
Published 07/06/23
There's a mess, and I'm not just talking about the MCU, HIYO.
Published 05/25/23
Participation trophies and war movies.
Published 05/11/23
Three hours of hot John Wick action! Sign up at the Patreon! 
Published 04/19/23
Woof.
Published 03/08/23
The guys head to Ireland!
Published 02/27/23
Go karts, oven repairs, and Malignant teeth, oh my! Plus: Bullet Train.
Published 08/24/22
Netflix originals, huh.
Published 08/10/22
Celebrating Prime Day and complaining about the latest MCU movie. 
Published 07/27/22
Fun episode with the great Paul Crookston sitting in for Vic Matus. 
Published 07/20/22