Episodes
The final show live at The Rochester. Thanks to everyone who came along, and to everyone who has ever listened, or randomly shouted one of our references at us in public.  A very big Boom Boom Pow to all of you.   
Published 09/05/22
Published 09/05/22
After 12 years, 200 episodes, and 1863 anecdotes about kids Declan grew up with in Bulleen, it's time for us to finish the podcast and head back to the family farm for good. Thanks to everyone who listened along the way.  But we're going to do one last final gig at the Rochester Hotel, Saturday 27 August, at 730pm. So come along and help up go out with a Boom, Boom, Pow. This one probably will sell out, so if you can book tickets now at this link. We'll leave the podcast up for about a...
Published 08/12/22
For the second part of our 200th celebration we are joined by the great man, Steven "Greaser" Gates, just doing some of his very best work.  Donate 
Published 01/25/22
Against all the odds, we have somehow stumbled to 200 episodes.  Proudly bought to you by our new sponsors... Great Ocean Road Kebab Cocktails Mortgage Joint - Sharpen your mortgage by .01% today.    Donate a Christmas Bonus   
Published 12/20/21
Dec has a run in at the Mac shop, Nick deep dives down the trade radio rabbit hole, and we launch a new segment, “Dad’s Doubling Down”. Tell us about the time your dad doubled down on a dumb decision, and win a free car tyre filled with burning hot melted cheese, delivered directly to your door.  Troll us at the following places...  Twitter  Facebook  Instagram  Or Donate and Nick will put you in his prayers. 
Published 10/14/21
Discussed: Dec's dubious career advice from Sean Hughes, the melancholy of the modern milkbar, the existential terror of tattslotto shops and why Nick is done with the Man in the Mirror.  Donate and support our output of up to 3 whole episodes a year.  Troll us on social media: Facebook  Twitter Instagram   
Published 09/23/21
After a long stint at the family farm, we're back to discuss pretty much the same stuff we always discussed: Richard Roxburgh, Tony Martin, Gary Sweet, Cameron Ling, Cameron Ling's Mother, Simon Black, Slash, and some guy that Dec's dad clipped on the way into the MCG in 1999. Plus those annoying people who try to sound like they're way busier than they actually are.  Huge apologies it took so long to get another one out. Thanks for hanging in there.     
Published 09/09/21
DISCUSSED: Shane Warne, Sam Newman, Joe Hachem, Andrew Demetriou, Julian Assange, and one of the great Poker Tournmanent Operators, Fat Crumpet. ALTERNATIVE TITLES: The Chinwaggers, Nick and the Fatman, The Smooth Operators, Sam and the Fat Crumpet (Live from Jupiter's Casino on the Gold Coast) Buy our greatest hits album, The Plummest  Donate    
Published 03/04/21
Discussed: Lauryn Hill, Dustin Diamond, Smellovision, the new little Irish guy on Studio Ten, Craigie, Lou Richards, Shane Bourne, and Rest in Peace the blue m&m Alternate titles: After Winter Must Come Spring, The Great Winery in the Sky, A Love Letter to Melbourne, Always Bet on Blue.  Proudly bought to you by our new unofficial sponsor, Louie The Lip 2012 Chardonnay.  Buy our Greatest Hits Album, The Plummest  Donate
Published 02/15/21
Discussed: Old Men with Metal Detectors, Gary Ayres' Calf Muscles, Irish Grandmothers who bury money and Nick really struggles with the whole concept of "I'm a Celebrity" Proudly bought to you by our new sponsor "Oyster McDildo". For an unforgettable seafood experience get down to Oyster McDildo's and tell them Nick and Dec sent you.  Thanks to the great man, John Flanagan, for just doing some of his very best country music work. Check him out here.  Grab our Greatest Hits album, The...
Published 01/15/21
Our first time in the same room since #dictatordan took away our basic human rights. Discussed: Simon Black, Cash Converters, Big Star, Ab Crunches, the Search for the greatest out suburban nightclub continues and How yellow is too yellow for a chardonnay? Buy our greatest hits album, The Plummest.  Or donate some loose change (or a hundred dollar note on a fishing line)   
Published 01/04/21
Other possible titles: A Day in the Chair, Voyage to the Deep Suburbs, The Cash Converters Incident, and The Wild Turkey Special.  Proudly bought to you by two new sponsors: Chuckamungas Bar and Grill Greensborough and South East Asian Hammer Pants PTY LTD. Hopefully our greatest hits album will be by early next week.  In the meantime...  Donate to the Sweetest Plum and get a Plum stubby holder  Follow on Facebook  Ogle us on Instagram  Troll us on Twitter     
Published 12/13/20
Discussed: Chairman Dan, Daniel Riccardo's Eyeball Camera, Dec's very dubious ARIA nomination and Van Morrison's even more dubious musical protest against Lockdowns. Also, Nick gives us his 2020 Trade Radio review featuring, Matt Rendell, Brendon Goddard, Stephen "Philosophical Sos" Silvagni, Damian Barrett and Kane Cornes. Donate  (and we'll send you a stubby holder)  Or troll us on social media... Twitter   Facebook  Instagram   
Published 11/15/20
Nick calls for an emergency podcast to vent his rage at Dyson bagless Vacuum cleaners. Dec meets some lovable locals at a Diggers Rest petrol station. And Eddie McGuire celebrates his honourary citizenship of Queensland with his 19 year old son at classy Gold Coast nightclub the Pink Flamingo. Donate for a free stubby holder Or troll us on social media... Facebook   Twitter  Instagram     
Published 10/21/20
End times are upon us and The rapture is imminent (according to gary Ablett, so we get to the bottom of What's really going on and who's behind it. Plus Pat Cash, Henri Leconte, Daniel Andrews and an anecdote Dec has surely already told before Proudly brought to you by the "Old Age Pensioner Franking Credits Bonus Bet" on your TAB app. (*Only available on select greyhound races) Donate and get a stubby holder Follow on Facebook  Instagram   
Published 10/01/20
Declan's Grandma's strict dinner rules, Leigh Matthews' comedy career, Bec Judd's new career in aged care, and Con the Fruiterer's foray into fine wine.  Bought to you by our new sponsor Bec Judd's Forever Home for old people.   Donate and get a stubby holder Follow on Facebook  Instagram     
Published 09/18/20
Possible other titles: The Power of Being Present, The Etymology of Railroading, The Raw Power of the Jet Ski, Coming Face to Face with God and Hmmmm? Discussed Pat Cash, Shane Warne, Leigh Matthews, and Dennis Hopper.  Follow on Facebook Troll us on Twitter Instagram (For erotic photos of NBL basketballers in the 1990s)  Donate (and get a free Plum stubby Holder)
Published 09/03/20
A short podcast recorded just before stage 4 restrictions in Melbourne. Why the AFL grand final should be played in International Waters, why Nick is better than everyone else, and why your seafood goo should always be toasted.   Thanks to our new sponsors... "Chicken, Seafood, and Dumpster" - Free document disposal with every quarter chicken and chips.   "The Funny Bastard Hotel" still operating 7 days a week during stage four restrictions. No face mask required.  Follow us on Facebook ...
Published 08/23/20
A two deleted episodes, we finally managed to record a whole episode.  Other Possible titles: Ghost in the Machine, A Full Interactive Multimedia Experience, A cap based Monologue, Release the Cute Little Piggy.  Facebook  Twitter  Instagram  Donate   
Published 07/23/20
It's too painful to write down. Have a listen and hear two broken men try to explain/excuse/console themselves. With a bonus comedy sketch from deep in the previous employer archives because we felt bad.  
Published 06/09/20
Dec's Osteopath to the Stars, The Return of Trade Wins Radio, and we ask the big question, should you roll it forward? And somehow we make it through a whole episode without once mentioning Joe Hildebrand. #livephoner #rollitforward  Donate and get a big boy stubby holder Facebook  Instagram  Twitter  
Published 05/14/20
Other Possible Titles:  A Shane Jacobson Sidebar, Shane Jacobson's Contractually Obligated Caravan, Have your A**e Cake and eat it, On the front lines and loving it, The Greatest Hits of Harry Laconic Jnr and Zoom Zoom Zoom Let's go back to my room.   Starring:  Joe Hildebrand, Shane Jacobson, An Unnamed Former TV Star, Scrooge, Harry Connick Jnr and Craigie.     
Published 05/03/20
Welcome to the quarantine lockdown iso-f##kfest! In this episode we'll find out Why Chris and Bec Judd keep locking their tradies in Optus Oval, Why Declan struggles to do dinner at the table, and what happens to Nick's brain after watching way too many hours of Joe Hildebrand on Studio Ten. Donate to keep the brand shining bright Facebook  Twitter   Instagram   
Published 04/26/20
Our first podcast since the ten year anniversary, recorded live from isolation. We record in two different houses and don't totally stuff it up.  Cultural references: Jimmy Page, Bec Judd, Pro Hart, Campbell's Cash and Carry, Delilah, Paul Kelly (not the good one).  Facebook  Instagram  Twitter  Donate 
Published 04/18/20