Episodes
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application...
Published 12/30/20
Published 12/30/20
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application...
Published 12/29/20
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application...
Published 12/28/20
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to and after Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4). Here is the ORIGINAL xmas special. Enjoy   In a festive podcast Tom and Jack discuss Christmas, staff Christmas parties and the date this could possibly be broadcast; they also exchange Secret Santa presents - all from Tom's basement. There's a celebrity interview straight from the bottom of Santa's sack and what could...
Published 12/27/20
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application...
Published 12/22/20
COVID, blah blah blah, can't do a podcasts like normal. A podcast a day leading up to Christmas (not twelve 'cause Jack's busy even though we're in Tier 4).  Enjoy some festive ramblings. We used to make good stuff. See below (also lots of well made podcast episodes previously):   Look at all the other stuff we've done: Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application...
Published 12/20/20
This was an odd one. Another lockdown. We thought we'd watch Ralph Bakshi's animated version of the Lord of the Rings fro 1978. Originally this was going to be an episodic, filmed endeavour but as you will hear it went appalling. It went so badly that it actually has some value in being laughed at.  So, yeah. You'll hear us trying to work out how to work a Zoom call. You might think this reflects poorly on us but YOU'VE downloaded it. So think on. Look at some good stuff we've done...
Published 12/11/20
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel. (You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do. Return of the Tom & Jack, come on.    Hello again. In these strange and unprecedenzzzzzzzzzzzz. We're back. It's amazing what can happen in [check time since we last podcasted]. Here we discuss most of those things and also; Jack's legs, hot blood clots, Kim Wilde, Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding, Jack's dog, Tom's cats, mental health lip service, Buzz Aldrin fighting, mirror dimensions...
Published 10/31/20
An episode deep from the archives. Tom is on holiday and Jack has bought himself a shack. No podcast for a week so fill your boots with some classic Radio Bicester ramblings. Jack is going on holiday to Venice and Tom feels duty bound to warn him how bad it is. Tom has also nailed another smoking area celebrity interview - with Towely's Amy Childs. There's more gabbling and a TSIFSATVSILBTSATVSSAWUIC (NITT). Originally broadcast 08/05/2017.     Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms...
Published 09/17/20
Since Jack's got married he's acting like Kerry Katona did to the rest of Atomic Kitten after she met Brian McFadden. As such there's no new podcast. Joking of course! But he is being annoying and we should be back very soon. In the meantime, why not see how far we've come? Here are some weak observations; poorly performed. Actually it's quite good. Actually, actually I was only half listening in case we said anything hateful whilst playing Age of Empires III. And for fact fans, the first...
Published 09/17/20
Jack's still being selfish and having a wedding. And we're going scouting for his stag do and, unfortunately, he's making it all about himself. Selfish. Here's some old toot we found down the back of the sofa.    An episode deep from the archives. Honestly, don't really know what was going on here. We were winding up Sean the producer for a long-forgotten slight and we wish him well wherever he is. And we hope he continues to evade the police so effectively. We also explained how to present...
Published 08/03/20
Hello. We're still alive but Jack's stag do, Jack's wedding and endless other selfish endeavours are keeping us busy. Plus nothing has happened to either of us for sometime. Luckily we've been plugging away at this for years. As it's nearly Jack's wedding here's an episode when he was sad, lonely and motivated. Better days. Please don't think it's good though. An episode deep from the archives. It's Valentine's Day, so Tom & Jack talk virginity, match making and more. Plus there's fresh...
Published 07/17/20
An episode deep from the archives. I can't really remember if we were drunk or something on this. Strange one. Anyway, there's Jack's Auction and psychic chat. Never mind. Also Jack's live mixing is something else. Odd. Originally broadcast 20/03/2017.       Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full application for the...
Published 06/23/20
Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week we talk about COVID and that. And IKEA. And Godzilla. And how kids shouldn't have free school meals 'cause they shouldn't deserve them. And why statues are better than social justice. Listen, download, etc. Originally broadcast 28/06/2020.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application...
Published 06/19/20
An episode deep from the archives. Tom is on holiday and Jack has bought himself a shack. No podcast for a week so fill your boots with some classic Radio Bicester ramblings.   Unfortunately Jack is ill. It's too early to celebrate and we may well be back soon.  In this episode Jack goes to the spa. There's an Auction. And something about talking underwear.  Originally broadcast 07/06/2017.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms...
Published 06/05/20
Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week we discuss the ongoing lockdown, VE day and conspiracies. What Annoyed Us was spelling and fearing people are dead. Plus we look at the most ludicrous birthday message ever committed to code on Vloggers Gone Wild. I don't even understand that as a thing. Originally broadcast 10/05/2020.    Here's a film we made WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting...
Published 05/10/20
Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY***   This week What Annoyed Us was affairs with postmen and noisy, lonely neighbours. WE celebrate shoplifting falling and investigate Richie Rich. Plus there are existential laments aplenty. Please let this all end. originally broadcast 25/04/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's thing documenting the whole thing Here's our INFAMOUS application for Hunted Read Tom's full...
Published 04/25/20
Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY*** This week we discuss Jack's gammy foot and his tragic birthday. There's talk of Mum's secret ham and good butter. The things that Annoyed Us This Week are lawns and loud phone speakers. Plus there's much debate on whether Eamon Holmes is Y'Alright or whether he is not Y'Alright or not. Is he? Who knows? Originally broadcast 14/04/2020.    WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the pitch video for Soft Lad Gyms Inc. (SLG) And here's Tom's...
Published 04/15/20
Testing, testing. ***AUDIO QUALITY WILL VARY*** Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair CORONA, where we lay our scene. This is a podcast that was recorded across the internet. Here's our experiences of lockdown. Hopefully you enjoy it. Some of it. A bit of it. It'll silence your thoughts for a period of time. You've heard it. Alright, but it IS a podcast. And there is nothing you or I can do about that. Originally broadcast 03/04/2020.  WATCH JACK BECOME A PORN STAR HERE  Here's the...
Published 04/04/20
He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons? And all the non-believers? The plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you. A phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the Tom & Jack parade." This week we, somehow, cover colonoscopies, Desert Island Disks and the Catholic Church. Things that Annoyed Us This Week include sofas, houses, angry ex-policemen and mattress shopping. Oh yeah and Tom applies for Love Island. Listen and scream into your pillow with us! Originally...
Published 03/09/20
My fist is balled Tom & Jack up against the wall, pencil drawn. This is just the song to go ballistic on, you just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher. I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological. This week's podcast covers LinkedIn, work, Pop-up-Pirate (It's a Barrel of Fun), politeness, Spy Kids (HUSUFIAMM), Postman Pat People and Doubting Thomas. Oh and there's a Youtuber who films himself 12 hours after his girlfriend dies. Then tries to contact her on a ouija board. Good...
Published 02/02/20
You waited this long to stop debating, 'cause I'm Tom & Jack, I'm on the rag and ovulating. I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem is complicating.   The Tom & Jack Podcast - brand new for 2020! This week there's debate over the new British army advert, advice on dealing with in-laws. Favourite characters such as Mark Francois and 'the Chucker' return. Postman Pat People are discussed, as is Tots TV. Tom is banned from TikTok. Jack is still a pornstar. The...
Published 01/12/20
And so this is Christmas for weak and for strong, (war is over if you want it) for the rich and the poor ones, the road is so long (war is over now). And so happy Christmas for Tom & Jack and for whites (war is over if you want it). Hello. It's the most wonderful time of the year. There are festive what-annoyed-us(es), Jack tries to become a model in Reality Bustin' and the Tom & Jack Secret Santa is completed. There is a LOT of choice, abstract and provocative swearing this week. But...
Published 12/22/19
All Is Porn - The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. Porn of porns, says the Preacher, porn of pornities! All is. This will forever be remembered as the episode where Jack realised - to his cost - he had become a pornstar. There's also lugubrious chat and sniping aplenty. Talk ranges from words, 'shoemakers', Tory twitter and Nazi market stalls. Then Jack proves Tom's wrath just and right by airing his personal business in public - forgetting that his own sloth had...
Published 11/18/19