“Okay, before I get to my secret, let me just say how much I love this podcast. So entertaining and hilarious and it makes my workday so much better.
Here’s what we’ve been waiting for, the secret:
So one time in high school I was coming home after hanging out with some friends after a football game. I think we’d gone out to eat after the game so it was pretty late and my bladder was full (I think you might know where this is going). Well, I was less than a mile from my house and squeezing my legs hoping that I could make it home. I couldn’t. I peed my pants, sitting in my car, about a minute from my home. When I got home, I had pants in my car so I changed in my driveway, and Winnie the Poohing it in plain sight (thankfully it was dark and late). I ran inside, threw my clothes into the washer, told my parents I was home, and then cleaned my car. I hope you enjoyed my secret because if something so gross happened in my car, someone should be able to laugh about it.
Anyway, love you all #trypoodler #milesnation”
beep beep boop boop via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/13/19