362 episodes
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
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- Comedy
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4.9 • 215 Ratings
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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support
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Ep. 184 - Pour one out for Lima
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to live comfortably in NYC, AI confusion, and a runaway Zebra.
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Bonus EP - Goose is loose
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what pets to never buy your children, and the local geese robbery that nobody is talking about.
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trying to get a dead man to sign papers at a bank, dangerous rat urine, and letting a friend win a race in China
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Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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Bonus EP - Respect Rat Rights
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops.
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Twitter:
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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Ep. 182 - Sesame Teamsters
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum worker fired for displaying his own art, the racehorse dating apps, and a worker's strike on Sesame Street.
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@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
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Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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Bonus EP - You've Won!
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister.
Follow The Team:
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@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support
Customer Reviews
Excellent podcast!
Gastor and Shalewa are both hilarious comedians with absolutely riotous and sometimes unexpected takes on the news of the moment. Definitely worth the listen.
Never disappoints
Gastor and Shalewa are two of the funniest podcasters in these podcast streets. It’s like listening in to two lifelong friends rife, tease, support and make each other laugh out loud.
I love their NYC vibe
Although I live in LA, I love their vibe. They both have interestinf=g out;ookson current events and gret laughs!