I... Must... Now... Write... A... Review... Of... This... Crappy... Story
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“Oh my gosh where to begin. I have never heard so many poorly placed similes in the worst constructed story line about anything, much lest a zombie story. I don't know if the writer/narrator just wanted to roller every cliche and genre he had ever heard into one storyline or if he just has no idea how to write but said what the hell and did it anyway!!! His narration is just like my titles suggest, pauses, rushed in spots, awful voices and poor tempo.
I was so embarrassed to be listening to the story in my car that I turned off the sound when I was stopped at an intersection for fear of the neighboring driver overhearing the story and immediately declaring me a moron for listening to such tripe, and the light was only about 15 seconds long.
Why did I listen till the end...? In the hopes that if you read this review, you would not have to do the same. Trust me, it doesn't get better, only worse.”
Bemis_Hendrix via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/01/11
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“Look, I'm all for use of the F word to stress emphasis but I had to turn this dribble off after 5 mins because the natation was SO horrible and phony that I just couldn't take it. What a piece if garbage. Go listen to We're Alive if you want some great zombie action!”
InkFresno via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/06/10
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“Great free story. Always love zombie stories. Where is second story?”
Volksweber via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/07/11
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“It's not a bad story, but not a great one. There's a lot of plot holes, for example the hero joins up with a group without questioning, it's a zombie story without many zombies, there's been a zombie outbreak years earlier and everyone lives in a walled city, not that you would know it, etc. I...”Read full review »
CvilleDon via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/16/09
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