“I GET BIT A LOT”
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A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school.  Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever
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