Godzilla x Kong The New Empire means the Big G is back, throwing down with Kong against an ape army!  Speaking of apes, we also have the beastly brawl that is War of the Gargantuas!  I smell burning hair.  #godzillaxkongthenewempire #godzillaxkong #godzilla #kingkong #kong #warofthegargantuas

Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is here, but just who is driving Ecto-1 this time around?   It almost doesn’t matter, because backing them up are Spies Like Us! Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor….  #ghostbusters #frozenempire #spieslikeus #chevychase #danaykroyd #donnadixon #staypuft

The claws come out this week as TWO decrepit dragons run rampant!  First we test the burning waters with the new Netflix fable Damsel, before getting singed by Vermithrax in Dragonslayer!  Be honest, are our eyebrows still there? #damsel #netflix #dragonslayer #milliebobbybrown #petermacnicol #disney #jordanalmonds

Is Madame Web the ‘train wreck’ that all the pundits say it is?  We are on the case, and we are bringing Kingdom of the Spiders with us, cause nothing says train wreck like the Shat!  #madameweb #kingdomofthespiders #spiderman #marvel #dakotajohnson #williamshatner #sydneysweeney

Nothing is what it seems with the identity crises and animal action of Argylle and The Dark Half!  Sylvester and Tweety’s two favorite films, respectively.  #argylle #darkhalf #stephenking #henrycavill #brycedallashoward #samrockwell #georgeromero

Every new year we enter into these days seems to have once been a cinematic future world, and 2024 is no exception! Cases in point – A Boy and His Dog and Highlander 2: The Quickening - oof.  Now, a buddy comedy with Ramirez and Blood the dog – that’s what we want to see! #boyandhisdog #highlander2 #highlander #lqjones #christopherlambert #seanconnery

Come on down to the lab and see what’s on the slab – as we reveal Poor Things and The Bride!  Synchronicity, indeed … #poorthings #sting #bride #clancybrown #davidrappaport #emmastone #jenniferbeals #markruffalo #willemdafoe #brideoffrankenstein #yorgoslanthimos

Is the TV screen big enough to house the mighty Godzilla? Monarch: Legacy of Monsters attempts to contain him, so we inspect their facilities in this special mini-episode!!! #godzilla #gojira #kurtrussell #wyattrussell #monarch #legacyofmonsters #apple+ #legendary #monsterverse #hollowearth #toho

This week, with Rebel Moon and Battle Beyond the Stars, we have 2 new Star Wars movies!  Rebels, check. Empires, check. Magical powers, check. But wait, gratuitous slo-mo action shots and John Saxon?!?  Snyder and Corman, you’ve foiled us again! #rebelmoon #battlebeyondthestars #zacksnyder #rogercorman

Take a rewind with us to celebrate our first Christmas together – as we go over our top 3 picks for favorite holiday special! #grinch #starwarsholidayspecial #bowieandbing #charliebrownchristmas #frostythesnowman #emmetotter #lifeday #rudolph #santaclausiscomintotown #heatmiser #coldmiser #rankinbass

All aboard! As if taking a ride on The Polar Express isn’t creepy enough, with the dead eyed children and all, we then disembark in Krampus town!  Sorry Krampy – the North Pole elves are still scarier than yours. #polarexpress #tomhanks #krampus #tonicollette #chrisvanallsburg #ribboncandy

We hope you have your evacuation plan ready, because Godzilla Minus One has landed hard, and we are boots on the ground!  Comparatively, Shin Kamen Rider is about as big as a, um, grasshopper. #godzillaminusone #godzilla #gojira #kamenrider #shinkamenrider #shinmaskedrider

Time for our Annual Turkey Day TMI Monster Fest!  This time we unravel the mystery that is Godzilla Raids Again, aka Gigantis the Fire Monster, before moving on to the decidedly un-kingly Konga.  Could you please pass the green growth serum? #godzilla #godzillaraidsagain #gigantis #gigantisthefiremonster #konga #anguirus #aip #chickendinnercandybar

Hey Morris, whats your problem? Goose will eat ANYTHING!  We LOVED The Marvels, so please ignore the on-line hate, do yourself a favor and see this movie. The TMI jury is still out on Tank Girl, tho.  #captainmarvel #marvels #tankgirl #goose #brielarson #imanvellani #teyonahparris

Adorable killer robots?  We’re in! The animatronics in Five Nights at Freddys and The Banana Splits Movie are highly sprung, so there’s more jumps in this show than in a Van Halen song! #fivenightsatfreddys #bananasplitsmovie #bananasplits #chica # springtrap #balloonboy

The Greem Slime.  Popeye.  Why? Because its our 300th Episode and we wanted to!  Watch where you step, sit, and shiver your timbers, because this week is CRAPTACULAR!!  #greenslime #greenslimemovie #popeye #popeyemovie #robinwilliams #shelleyduvall #lucianapaluzzi #circuspeanuts

We have TWO chosen ones this week, and these kids don’t play.  Witness as The Creator and The Golden Child kids shut their eyes and turn off stuff – it looks like the only thing they cant shut down are the hair clippers! #creator #goldenchild #garethedwards #eddiemurphy #johndavidwashington #goldminegum

We join the count himself this week for two of his suckiest stories -  The Last Voyage of the Demeter and Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Bleh! Don’t get blood on my top hat and tails! #lastvoyageofthedemeter #demeter #dracula #bramstokersdracula #garyoldman #winonaryder #francisfordcoppola #coreyhawkins

Just when you thought you were safe from any more shark movies – we have TWO to see out the summer!  Meg 2: The Trench gets dredged first, and then Jaws 2 gets lured into the shallows. All together now – sh -sh- sh- SHARK!!!!! #meg2thetrench #meg2 #jasonstatham #jaws2 #royscheider #jaws #twilightofthedead #jeannotszwarc

Close all the toilet seats in the house and put an anvil on top for this one, cause we got some big ol’ critters lookin to bite whats on offer!  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem surfaces first, before we deal with an El Dorado sized Alligator. Has anybody seen the Febreeze? #TMNT #alligator #robertforster #sethrogen #mutantmayhem

Yo ho, yo ho, and welcome foolish mortals! This week we enter into the hallowed halls of the Haunted Mansion, before embarking with Jack Sparrow on the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Step lively, and you just might get a seat in the front of the boat! #piratesofthecaribbean #jacksparrow #hauntedmansion #johnnydepp #madameleota #hatboxghost #peeweeherman #disney #disneyland #disneyworld

This week we get explosive with Oppenheimer, the original Japanese Gojira, and then explore the history of the Bomb Pop!  Careful…we are not entirely sure what is going to happen when we press the red record button on this one…  #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #gojira #godzilla #cillianmurphy #christophernolan #bombpop #inshirohonda

Tie that feed bag of popcorn to your face and saddle up, because this week we induct The Black Stallion onto the 5 Bucket List!!!  #blackstallion #kellyreno #terigarr #mickeyrooney #walterfarley #1979 #francisfordcoppola #carrollballard #calebdeschanel

This week we visit the domestic nightmares of Get Out and Polite Society… so in other words, this one is for all those who thought Meet the Parents was a horror flick (you weren’t wrong)… #getout #jordanpeele #politesociety #danielkaluuya #nidamanzoor #priyakansara #rituarya #coke #cocacola