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For nearly 10 years, Will Mellor and Ralf Little were the voice of a generation – notorious for pushing the boundaries of acceptable humour on British TV. After multiple failed attempts to reunite them, the boys are finally back!

Join Will and Ralf as they chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints and a helping of bar snacks.

(For legal purposes our lovely lawyers want us to point out this podcast is in no way related to a former BBC TV show of a similar name.) Thanks for listening.

Two Pints with Will & Ralf Will & Ralf

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 17 Ratings

For nearly 10 years, Will Mellor and Ralf Little were the voice of a generation – notorious for pushing the boundaries of acceptable humour on British TV. After multiple failed attempts to reunite them, the boys are finally back!

Join Will and Ralf as they chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints and a helping of bar snacks.

(For legal purposes our lovely lawyers want us to point out this podcast is in no way related to a former BBC TV show of a similar name.) Thanks for listening.

    A Swift Half on the road from the tour

    A Swift Half on the road from the tour

    An update on the road on tour!!
    Grab tickets here https://twopints.os.fan/
    Lots of love
    W&R x
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    • 4 min
    A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"

    A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"

    Can't wait to see you on the last leg of our tour!
    Limited tickets available here https://twopints.os.fan/
    Lots of love
    W&R x
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    • 3 min
    "How much of our lives in our control?"

    "How much of our lives in our control?"

    We talk about imposter syndrome and making the most of our opportunities, Will balls, what's in our man-bag and the weirdest place to have sex and did we mention Will's balls.....Oh and we're still flogging tickets to our tour, have a look at the link to grab yours NOW 😊
    Lots of love
    W&R x
    Get your tour tickets HERE!
    https://twopints.os.fan/
    Follow Us On Social Media At:
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    • 28 min
    "Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"

    "Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"

    We've given up on ever getting a beer sponsor so lets have a cuppa and a chat about our upcoming TOUR, how Will is keeping the magic alive in his marriage and what we'd be doing if we weren't actors!
    There are still tickets available at some venues, take a look at the link below and grab your ticket NOW!
    https://twopints.os.fan/
    Lots of love
    W&R x
    Follow Us On Social Media At:
    https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
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    • 30 min
    "Our producer fell asleep in this episode"

    "Our producer fell asleep in this episode"

    Apart from our producer having a snooze, we chat about a woman having a private moment at an online funeral, Will meets Connor McGregor and THAT ending in Death in Paradise.....
    Oh and dont' forget our tour starts NEXT WEEK! Grab your ticket now, promise it'll be a right laugh https://twopints.os.fan/
    Lots of love
    W&R x
    Follow Us On Social Media At:
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    • 26 min
    "Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️

    "Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️

    Ralf reveals his tanning secrets and samples some local delicacies on his holidays and Will is trying not to offend everyone....again!
    Not long until our tour folks, grab your tickets NOW before its too late www.twopintspodcast.com
    Lots of love
    W&R x
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    • 26 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
17 Ratings

17 Ratings

shilohrex75 ,

Two Pints of Cool

Absolutely hilarious and honest pair I have ever heard from the cool guys!! Much love from the US of A 🍻 Update 12/03/2022: But, I am very concerned about Will and Ralf because Ralf went silent since late August and their friendship and the fate of the podcast. I hope all is well between them, because I am honestly worried sick about this. Because they got such wonderful chemistry together and I absolutely love The Two Pints Podcast and I wish they are still friends and I am looking forward for Series 4. 🙌 And yes, I copied and pasted this everywhere to Will & Ralf themselves as I can so as fans, we all deserve to know of what has happened. If there is drama involved behind closed doors (my gosh I hope not), well Will & Ralf, if you guys are reading this, please remember that your fans love you guys and the podcast so much and you guys are so loved that you guys made a lot of people go through the COVID pandemic and through other uncertain times with smiles on their faces and made them laugh till they cry. Even you guys made my mental health improve a lot this year because you guys care a lot about others who go through difficult times and you care a lot about your fans. Please consider that I am autistic and I have very bad anxiety and I do really consider the podcast a safe place for me to enjoy life and become much more lively, and I cannot imagine how my life would be without it. Please, please, please remember this message from now on if you guys are in situations like this again. Please remember that we all love you guys, and nothing bad happen to you both. Ralf, I am looking forward for Series 12 of Death in Paradise next year and Will, you and Nancy have got to win Strictly Come Dancing. And for you both and the podcast, I am definitely looking forward for series 4, you cool guys. 🥹🥲

sam_askins ,

Stop thinking, start downloading!!!

Hearing these 2 chatting away, brings back so many memories of my younger years. Thank you so much Ralph and Will for putting smiles back on our faces, especially right now through Covid-era. 💙FANTASTIC PODCAST💙

deadthing1 ,

A Bad Review for a Great Show

Don’t get it twisted, this review isn’t a scathing take on a problems with a bad show, but rather, a poorly written good review of a show I enjoy. I think you’ll enjoy it, too.

I was only a casual fan of the TV show when I found it in the mid-2000s, being an American and only having access to it via dubious download. Since then, I’ve purchased a region free DVD player that’s only purpose has been rewatch a series that I love.

This podcast is great for two reasons. The hosts have a friendly relationship and hearing them banter back and forth feels incredibly genuine. There is also a depth and range of emotion that is refreshing. You’ll piss yourself laughing when Ralf is incredulous about Will’s take on aliens, and have a nice little cry when Will talks about his dad.

Of all the things going on in the world today, this podcast is very much worth your time. So stop reading this and click “play”, ya knob.

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