The CRASH BANG WALLOP Podcast CRASH BANG WALLOP

We thought that because we've been absolutely terrible at keeping everyone updated with how things are, we'd record a little update. It's not an episode, so sorry about that, and it's only Phil L on this one, so double sorry about that.

It’s 1944, it’s Hartford Connecticut and this may be the most horrible episode we’ve ever done. 




In what grisled old circus types are already calling the Greatest Podcast on Earth, join Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas as they discuss the truly terrible Hartford Circus Fire - the awesome conflagration that descended on the good people of Connecticut one beautiful summers day in July.




Should they have used petrol to waterproof the tent. Nope. No. Absolutely not. 





TRIGGER WARNING. This is a bad one, and it gave both of us a bit of a shock. Seriously, one of the worst. So proceed with caution. It involves children being burned alive. 




Written by Phil Lucas
Edited by Phil Jerrod
Music by Steve Adam

Sound clips

[No Copyright Music] Retro 80's Funky Jazz-Hop Instrumental (Copyright Free) Music - Sundance Remix
Music Credit: SUNDANCE
Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)"
Music By: SUNDANCE @ https://soundcloud.com/sundancemusic
The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbnMgHgZfs

The Life of Reilly | 13 Hartford Circus Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-a4eCFMFc
LifeOfReillyMovie
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http://CharlesNelsonReilly.com  This video is part 13 of The Life Of Reilly, starring Charles Nelson Reilly.   In this segment Charles explains a traumatizing moment from his childhood, as he recalls the day he witnessed a circus tent bun to the ground.

Buy the film on Amazon:
http://tinyurl.com/2cgzvhn

Stars and Stripes Forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRxZBy3KAQI
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Stars and Stripes Forever · Sounds of the Circus South Shore Concert Band
Sounds of the Circus - Volume 7
℗ 1993 Whitmarsh
Released on: 1999-07-06




Sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartford_circus_fire

http://www.circusfire1944.com/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/07/hartford-circus-fire-1944-bodies-exhumed

https://www.newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/mystery-hartford-circus-fire-still-lingers-76-years-later/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Meln3N13OM

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/74219/25-things-you-should-know-about-hartford-connecticut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartford,_Connecticut

http://www.circusfire1944.com/

https://connecticuthistory.org/the-hartford-circus-fire/

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/hartford-circus-fire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_Wallendas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Haley

It’s 1961. It’s North Carolina USA and a Boeing B52 Stratofortress has just mislaid two 3.8 megaton Hydrogen Bombs somewhere in the sky above Goldsboro. 




In what, despite the best efforts of Pentagon whitewashers, we now know to be the newly declassified 44th episode of the CB Wallop podcast, join Phil Lucas and Phil Jerrod as they discuss The Goldsboro B-52 Crash - the gigantic military plane that fell out of the sky, dumped two of the most dangerous pieces of equipment the world has ever seen into a tree and ended up creating the tensest picnic spot in North America. 




Did the Pentagon keep it all secret? Well ... ****REDACTED ....REDACTED ....REDACTED****





Trigger Warning: FIRE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! This episode is one of the closest shaves in the history of close shaves, but it’s all about what could have happened, rather than what ended up happening - so unless you’ve got a really vivid imagination, you should be fine. 




Written by Phil Lucas

Edited by Phil Jerrod

Music by Steve Adam




Audio clips




ATOMIC ALERT. 1951 Cold War Classroom Film on Atom Bomb Attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IgNIt2lETY




[No Copyright Music] Retro 80's Funky Jazz-Hop Instrumental (Copyright Free) Music - Sundance Remix

Music Credit: SUNDANCE

Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)"

Music By: SUNDANCE @ https://soundcloud.com/sundancemusic


The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbnMgHgZfs




Sources




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash

http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2018/ph241/williams1/

https://www.history.com/news/document-reveals-1961-nuclear-close-call-over-north-carolina

https://www.businessinsider.com/nuclear-bomb-accident-goldsboro-nc-swamp-2017-5?r=US&IR=T

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/20/usaf-atomic-bomb-north-carolina-1961

https://edition.cnn.com/2014/06/12/us/north-carolina-nuclear-bomb-drop/index.html

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

https://worldwarwings.com/12-interesting-facts-about-the-b-52-bomber/

https://www.uso.org/stories/2391-10-need-to-know-facts-about-the-b-52-bomber

https://www.boldmethod.com/blog/lists/2015/05/18-things-you-never-knew-about-the-b-52-stratofotress/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_39_nuclear_bomb

It’s 1935, it’s Long Island, New York and a group of extremely naughty monkeys are about to stage the easiest prison break since David Copperfield pretended to be locked in Alcatraz.

In what hundreds of fast-talking New York monkeys are already throwing their excrement at, it's the 43rd episode of the CB Wallop podcast. Join Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas as they discuss the The Long Island Rhesus Monkey Escape - the tiny plank-based blunder that unwittingly released over a hundred naughty monkeys into the metropolitan area, causing car crashes, electrocutions, and a whole load of general monkey-based mayhem.

Should we have called this episode “Escape from Monkey Mountain”?  Yes, yes we should have. 

Trigger Warning: MONKEYS! Nothing to worry about mate, this episode is just a load of monkeys having a right laugh for a couple of weeks in New York City. There is a tiny bit of discussion about animal cruelty (oiling elephants), electrocution (monkeys), space travel (again monkeys), and Rasputin's cock (Rasputin). 

Written by Phil Jerrod
Edited by Phil Jerrod
Music by Steve Adam 

Clips:

Jungle Cavalcade (1941) | Full Movie | Frank Buck
Classic Hollywood Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsP0_KPcbiY&t=4136s

A Slice of Long Island history, part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnwe3V4dgD4&t=217s

Superman - Jungle Drums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2LUJQgfhcI&t=163s

Wild monkeys attack family at Florida state park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNc1NlUVqwo

[No Copyright Music] Retro 80's Funky Jazz-Hop Instrumental (Copyright Free) Music - Sundance Remix
Music Credit: SUNDANCE
Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)"
Music By: SUNDANCE @ https://soundcloud.com/sundancemusic
The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/
Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: https://sundancemusic.bandcamp.com/
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Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbnMgHgZfs


Sources:

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/EP19351029.2.34
https://www.portablepress.com/blog/2014/03/long-island-monkey-escape/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Long_Island
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/r/rhesus-macaque/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_Day_(New_York_City)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Buck_%28animal_collector%29
http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2041628_2041646_2041735,00.html
https://www.hofstra.edu/pdf/library/libspc-oe-lisi-frank-buck.pdf
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=i4H8CQAAQBAJ&pg=PA67&lpg=PA67&dq=frank&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=frank&f=false
https://www.texasmonthly.com/articles/frank-buck/
https://www.amityvillerecord.com/articles/bring-em-back-alive/
https://www.1939nyworldsfair.com/worlds_fair/wf_tour/zone-7/jungle_land.htm
https://slate.com/culture/2020/04/tiger-king-19th-century-private-zoos-carl-hagenbeck.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_of_Progress
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_of_Progress#Exhibits
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/11/florida-rhesus-monkeys-herpes-running-wild-invasive-species/
https://study.com/academy/lesson/rhesus-macaque-monkey-lifespan-behavior-facts.html
https://thewebsiteofeverything.com/animals/mammals/Primates/Cercopithecidae/Macaca/Macaca-mulatta.html
https://www.space.com/19505-space-monkeys-chimps-history.html#:~:text=The%20U.S.%20was%20the%20first,V2%20rocket%20in%20June%201948.
http://stevenlehrer.com/index.htm
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/11/florida-rhesus-monkeys-herpes-running-wild-invasive-species/

It’s 1994. It’s forty-thousand feet over the Siberian tundra and Captain Yaroslav Vladimirovich Kudrinsky is about to take part in the worst bring your child to work day since Daddy Day Care 3.

In what panicking Russian pilots are already radioing in as the 42nd edition of the CB Wallop Podcast join Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas as they discuss Aeroflot Flight 593 -  the quite frankly anus tightening, stomach crunching, thigh scarring, nightmare fueling, brain buggeringly terrifying story of what happens when you let your children fly an airliner. 

Should they have let their kids in the cockpit?... I mean, I can’t believe i’m even having to say this - but no. no please God no.

Trigger warning: Well, this one scared the absolute crap out of me - so I don’t know how you’ll deal with it. I mean it’s a plane that crashes into a Siberian mountain, what do you want from me? There are no survivors and it would be hard to imagine how the last few moments of the flight could have been any more terrifying. Other than that - walk in the park mate.

Written by Phil Lucas
Edited by Phil Jerrod
Music by Steve Adam 

Music clips
Zero Hour - Aeroflot Flight 593 disaster (Kid In The Cockpit)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xbwqz

Aeroflot Promo Spot - 1970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x8kcT9r7yg&t=1s

Aeroflot Flight 593 Crash Animation + CVR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4
Source: http://www.planecrashinfo.com/

Sources
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A310#A310-300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot
http://aviationknowledge.wikidot.com/asi:aeroflot-flight-593:child-in-the-cockpit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc50kWJBcx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kPAWVI5UA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xbwqz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheremetyevo_International_Airport
https://www.tailstrike.com/230394.html
https://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/28/world/tape-confirms-the-pilot-s-son-caused-crash-of-russian-jet.html
https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=19940323-0
https://www.avgeekery.com/the-tragedy-of-aeroflot-593/
https://reports.aviation-safety.net/1994/19940323-0_A310_F-OGQS.pdf
https://apnews.com/3e6e36622501657b493bd942a13f1303
https://steemit.com/science/@milekj/the-most-shocking-air-crashes-kid-in-command
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1kPAWVI5UA&t=660s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc50kWJBcx4&t=413s




   

It's 1988. It's as close to Broadway as makes no odds and a load of luvvie theatre types are about to sit through the worst high school musical since High School Musical.

In what puritanical religious mothers are already wringing their hands might be the 41st edition of the CB Wallop podcast, join Phil Jerrod and Phil Lucas as they discuss Carrie: The Musical. The gigantic Broadway flop that tried to make a big song and dance about periods, bullying, dirty pillows and pig murder, but ended up being more waterlogged barbecue than blazing telekinetic inferno.

Should they have based the whole thing on Fame! No... No probably not.

Trigger Warning: Nothing to worry about mate, this is just musical theatre. There is a bit more swearing than usual for some reason - maybe just because Phil Lucas hates musicals so much, and some lady’s hygiene chat, but mainly it’s just making fun of a terrible musical. If you don’t like it, don’t worry, we can burn it together and pray for forgiveness.

Written by Phil Jerrod
Edited by Phil Jerrod
Music by Steve Adam

Sound clips

BAD REVIEW OF "CARRIE THE MUSICAL" - NYC TV NEWS - RARE !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZRannDMsiQ&t=4s

Rock Bottom Remainders at ALA 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQ2VE_PJrw


CARRIE STRATFORD FULL SHOW 1988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTxiLYFF-Y&t=564s

[No Copyright Music] Retro 80's Funky Jazz-Hop Instrumental (Copyright Free) Music - Sundance Remix
Music Credit: SUNDANCE
Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)"
Music By: SUNDANCE @ https://soundcloud.com/sundancemusic
The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/
Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: https://sundancemusic.bandcamp.com/
License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbnMgHgZfs

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_Baby#:~:text=The%20Dollar%20Baby%20(or%20Dollar,his%20short%20stories%20for%20%241.
https://www.nme.com/news/stephen-king-shawshank-redemption-cheque-2423514#:~:text=It's%20been%20revealed%20that%20Stephen,Rita%20Hayworth%20and%20Shawshank%20Redemption.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_King
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_(musical)
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/22813/10-terrific-facts-about-stephen-king
https://www.thefactsite.com/interesting-facts-about-horror-author/
https://www.tickld.com/wow/2162589/fbkda45-amazing-facts-about-stephen-king-most-people-havent-heard/
https://smartblogger.com/stephen-king/#:~:text=Stephen%20King%20has%20published%2057,richest%20writers%20in%20the%20world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_(novel)
https://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/13/theater/review-theater-the-telekinetic-carrie-with-music.html
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/is-carrie-the-worst-musical-of-all-time