Episodes
Published 05/06/22
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BACK IN 2020! The infographics are back, the buffoonery, the treating cops like crap, the scary "protestors" (rioters).... and all because of a leaked opinion. There hasn't even been any legislation. Yet, the people who haven't spoken a word about politics since BLM are now acting like their political junkies and concerned about peoples rights. No, these same people said nothing when small business owners lost their livlihoods to lockdowns. Oh, and Dave Chappelle was...
Published 05/06/22
Not only has a deranged leftist leaked a SCOTUS opinion to the public, but now the left is working overtime to drum up a bunch of lies and misconceptions on Roe V Wade. Let's discuss it, because this is ridiculous. The Met Gala was a typical celebrity get together demonstrating to the whole country that the elites play by a different set of rules than us "common folk." Hillary Clinton looked like a plantation owner and the men looked like women. LMFAO, no surprise. LETS GOSSIP AND HANG OUT....
Published 05/03/22
LMFAOOOOOO WHEN ARE COMPANIES GOING TO LEARN!? THE MORE YOU PUSH BUFFOONERY AND NUTJOBBERY, THE MORE PEOPLE STOP USING YOUR PRODUCT. For the first time in history, Netflix is losing subscribers. They've currently lost 200,000 subscribers and are set to lose 2 million.  They also lost 50 billion market cap. CNN+ is ending only 23 days after its launch (not much of a surprise considering no one watches CNN to begin with). Disney has lost 35 billion dollars in shareholder value since the videos...
Published 04/22/22
Dear Liberals: Elon Musk was born in Africa. He's now an American. Therefore, he's an African American. Your racism is showing and you need to check your privilege. Why are you against what would be the FIRST African American owner of a big social media company? LMFAOOOO, just a joke. But what's not a joke is all this drama taking place from Elon wanting to restore freedom of speech back to Twitter. Liberals have had to come out as pro-censorship and anti-freedom of speech. We all knew they...
Published 04/15/22
I HATEEEEEEEEE BLM. Like no words. HATE. But the fact that they literally scammed a bunch of liberal women into donating to their real-estate portfolio. Goodness gracious, that's next level. REDIC. All those black square posts, shaming your followers, and losing friends just for a bunch of scary kitty-loving women to use your funds to buy mansions. Level tf up and don't behave like that again or we can't be friends.  I'm so excited about Elon buying Twitter, but trying to not keep my hopes...
Published 04/06/22
HOLY CRAPPPPP AM I IN "TOLERANT" CALIFORNIA OR BACK IN THE JIM CROW SOUTH OF THE 1940s???? Sorry, I couldn't tell. I have to be escorted to class by security because liberals are hateful and tolerant of anyone who doesn't bow down to whatever they say. They're behaving the same way Democrats did in the Jim Crow era. For some reason liberals don't seem to understand that just because an individual makes a statement that they don't like, it doesn't mean they should be...
Published 04/01/22
Do not take this situation lightly. You guys, I RUN from doomsday talk. I can't stand it. I can't stand someone who's doom and gloom all the time. HOWEVER, after tonight I really don't think we will recognize the country in 10 years. We may not even recognize it in 5. Hell, I barely feel like I'm in the same place that I grew up. Will Smith ASSAULTING Chris Rock at the Oscars is symbolic of the cultural shift we've just experienced. Two years ago during ghetto BLM "silence was violence" and...
Published 03/28/22
Hiiii. Um, in what world is it okay to PURPOSELY create motherless or fatherless children? That's ridiculous and unfair. Humans shouldn't be treated like farm or zoo animals. We shouldn't be breeding humans like pets simply to be enjoyed by a couple who selfishly wants them for their own reasons. THIS IS WRONG!!! The stats are clear on father absence in the household, and as someone who comes from a divorced family, I cannot imagine my life without my mom. Put your seat belt on because we...
Published 03/23/22
Kindergartners should be on the playground and watching Dora the Explorer... not talking about lesbianism and trans ideology. SURPRISE: The Democrats  hate parents and want our kids raised by the government. Their opposition to the Florida HB 1557 is disgusting but hardly shocking.  To be honest though, Democrats, PLEASEEEEEEEE run on $6 gas, opposing parents rights, and releasing criminals out of jail. We'll have a wonderful red wave if you keep it up. YALL GET A EXTRA LARGE COFFEE (I'm...
Published 03/14/22
Biden had his FIRST State of the Union address last night, and luckily he made it through without falling asleep on the stage or wetting his diaper! After lying for about 40 minutes, he pivoted to a super serious conversation: Coming out as a republican. Oh, just kidding... I thought he came out as a republican since he started saying we should "fund the police," "make things in America," and "protect the border." I forgot, in 2022 that's not coming out as a Republican. That's being scared...
Published 03/02/22
I wonder if Putin asked how many non-binary and diversity trainers Ukraine had before he invaded? Do you think he asked to speak with the Equity and Inclusion department to make sure they felt "safe" and "heard" before he went in? LOLLLLL. When sh*t hits the fan, all that liberal CRAPPPPPPP doesn't matter. Actually it never matters to begin with. It's Frappuccino Friday. Get a fricken frappuccino and lets talk. GET A GREEN TEA FRAPPUCCINO  AND BE UNCANCELLABLE
Published 02/25/22
So my ghetto classmates at UCLA (all of whom have pronouns in their bio, support, BLM, and are big rainbow types) have been HORRIFIC to me ever since I started at the school. Two weeks ago, I found a bunch of nasty things that they said about me.  Well, after seeing threats for two years now I officially reached my breaking point. I took it to twitter and emailed the school, got into a few twitter wars, and well... most of them were begging me forgiveness about 5 minutes after I posted. LOL...
Published 02/21/22
Okay, diversity sucks. I really couldn't care less about "diversity." The person most qualified for the job should get it. Not a unicorn immigrant from outer space with green hair, and not a black woman. If it happens to be one of the two then great. But Jim Crow Joe's only requirement for supreme court is "BLACK" and "WOMAN." Please get me out of the 1960s. Oh, and ding-a-lings are now not only in women's sports, but also in their locker rooms. Get a caramel espresso, buckle up, and BE...
Published 01/28/22
HIIII! Just hopping on to say don't ever lump me in with the rainbow cult. I don't want to identify with people who take a whole month to walk around the streets holding rainbow flags with no clothes on. I don't want to be grouped in with people who support denying biology. I don't need a full month to talk about having "pride" in my sexuality. WEIRDDDDDDDD Also, LEAVE M&Ms ALONE! Grab a green tea frappuccino AND BE UNCANCELLABLE.
Published 01/23/22
HIIIII, currently drinking a smoothie from Whole Foods because Whole Foods BANNEDDDDD their employees from wearing BLM MASKS!! LMFAOOOO LOVE IT. Aside from that wonderful news, the other good news is: Glenn Youngkin was sworn into office in Virginia, SCOTUS ruled the OSHA mandate unconstitutional, and it's looking like it's going to be a great year for Republicans. Bad News: Fat people run the world (listen to the episode LOL) Grab a coffee and BE UNCANCELLABLE
Published 01/18/22
THEY'RE ONLY SHIFTING THE NARRATIVE BECAUSE THEYRE ABOUT TO LOSEEEEEEEEEEEE IN NOVEMBER!!!!! Today we're discussing the HUGE media shift, AOC has a new date (with a virus), the navy is now becoming an American Girl Doll center to talk about your feelings, and Lizzo is celebrating gaining weight.... Babe buckle up, I have a lot to say. Get an iced mocha with an extra shot of espresso, and BE UNCANCELLABLE
Published 01/11/22
HAPPY UNCANCELLABLE YEARRRR. Looking so forward to an amazing year of podcasts and gossip with you all. We've started the year off with Democrats being deranged and hypocritical. AOC rung in the New Year in FLORIDA (the state she claims is so dangerous and being run improperly). AOC was caught maskless at drag queen shows and sushi restaurant, living her best life in free and fun Florida.  Of course, I'm all for not wearing a mask, but I'm not for shaming other people who don't wear one then...
Published 01/09/22
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Sorry was just getting a quick laugh in because liberals are FAR MORE obsessed with Trump than conservatives. But as for the liberals who aren't foaming at the mouth over the last President instead of focusing on the failures of the current one, many liberals feel abandoned by their old party. Fasten your seatbelt for a thread that will MAKE YOUR DAY from a classical liberal. After buttering you up with the thread from the classical liberal, I'm going to ruin...
Published 12/30/21
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I hope you had the best time celebrating the birthday of Jesus with your family, while liberals locked themselves in their house and had homeless people poop on their front yards in their liberal hellhole cities. I'm in a great red state right now, so I'm in the mood to make fun of blue states.  While I was away, the left was up to their typical antics. They love acting like their better than everyone, and being nasty to the working class. Fasten your seatbelt for Bette...
Published 12/27/21
Maybe if democrats spent a little bit more time at the office instead of looting Neiman Marcus, we wouldn't have to send out so many stimulus checks!!  This episode we finish the gas discussion with a little bit of quick shade. We then discuss the SUDDEN switch from teachers teaching about multiplication and the civil war, to teaching about transgenderism. The government thinks our children are property of the state. I'm confident that this will be one of the main issue that forges a revival...
Published 12/17/21
The left has this famous trick they love to play called "let me pretend not to understand you so I can twist your words." Well, sweetie... twist the facts I throw down in this episode.  "The democrat party, specifically the progressive wing, is leaning so heavily on this idea that were gonna have some completely green cosmopolitan future and instead of building on that idea while taking advantage of the fact that we can have cheap and accessible oil and gas RIGHT NOW… they decide to declare...
Published 12/14/21
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA FAKE HATE CRIME HOAX CREATOR JUSSIE SMOLLETT WAS CHARGED WITH 5 CRIMES. Have fun in Jail babe (praying he gets jail time)!! If we're so racist here, why do people have to fake hate crime hoaxes for attention? People, both liberal and conservative, have complete understanding that being a victim in America is regarded as being heroic... and it's ridiculous. Jussie Smollett had such a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome that he traded in making over a million dollars per...
Published 12/10/21
LMFAO we went from black squares being posted on instagram to literally NO white people being represented in advertisements. When was the last time you saw a white couple on TV? I just find it very interesting considering the country is over 60% white... but ok.  My parents met in college. Both were on academic scholarship. I wouldn't be here had they not been brought together through collegiate sports. And that would've been thwarted had my mom been forced to compete with biological males...
Published 12/08/21
I just got back to Los Angeles from Texas and Florida... HOLY CRAPPPPPP RED STATES ARE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY. They're safe, they're free, they can BREATHE without being accosted to put a nutjob mask on, people are NICER. Red states might as well be in a different galaxy compared to HELLHOLE DEMOCRAT FREAK PSYCHOPATHIC INSANE SCARY DANGEROUS HIGH-TAXES CRIMINAL-LOVING HOMELESNESS-EVERYWHERE NO LAWS TYRANNICAL AUTHORITARIAN BLUE STATES.  Unsurprisingly and as always happens when...
Published 12/03/21