With the Bachelorette party out of the way, it's now time for the actual wedding. Unless... someone were to...steal the bride! Put your running shoes on and join the party as we call in the wedding experts, give our resume highlights, make it rain thumbtacks, leave the confetti out all year long, dropkick the craft project, prepare to take care of a Polly Pocket, fail at dressing up, drink a cup of dirt, cry over a rat poem, get a dramatic reading of our old college stories, call in the RAs to kill the bugs, refuse to invest in a vacuum, coverup a kidnapping in the Facebook comments, read about the Big Dill, worry about the crunch and snap, make weddings more challenging, take our chance to kiss the bride, show off our exceptional geography skills, meet the embodiment of the Jersey Shore, question men's confidence, try to figure out a sloth's purpose, take the mic from the DJ, become the wedding entertainment, solve the bride snatching problem, call in some friends to be decoys, get blessed by rice, keep our wiping hands ready, and stay on our toes. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to [email protected] Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network