Episodes
The lights are up, the coco is brewing, and it's officially time to watch your favorite U20's produced Holiday rom-com movie. Will putting us in charge improve or confuse the storyline?... Only one way to find out! So grab your mugs and join the party as we bring deserted island vibes, save the company with a dance battle, place importance on brunch, break a plethora of things, get too confident in our fails being successes, take comfort in the cracks, embody baby Jesus, disappoint our...
Published 12/13/21
We may not be qualified for much but if there's one thing we are absolutely qualified for, it's judging dogs! Because of this the DM thought we should capitalize on this skill and make our own Dog Show, so fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we: bring a little class, sacrifice the car to the parking lot, stand outside the comedy club, get recognized by our panicked body structure, support good oral hygiene practices no matter the place, travel to Little Italy Canada, leave the...
Published 11/29/21
Making friends can be hard...unless you can capture them. This week the DM is solving problems by making us ten and throwing us in the Poke-world. So grab your Pokeball and join the party as we lick the tree like a lollipop, knit the raddest bucket hat, rally from our deathbed, hear from the muppet sitting in the gallery, use our dying breath to lie, ruin the recording plans, be the best we can be, taste the desperation, share our mascot trauma, snap photos of the kids crying, classify the...
Published 11/22/21
Dog moms unite! It's time for us to come together and create a dog competition that highlights all the best traits of our fluffy companions. So throw a bone and join the party as we miss out on karaoke, drag a knee through poo poo, make our own Bath and Body Works perfume, get in a heated debate over paste noodles, create a bowtie alliance, nail it in the bone zone, show Slinky Dog the appreciation her deserves, get a sick armband tattoo, arm the dogs with pillows, and then arm the dogs with...
Published 11/15/21
It's time to celebrate the birth of this amazing, awe-inspiring* DM by playing a brand new drinking game that involves no drinking and only complimenting! So wrap that gift that you definitely already had and join the party as we: turn Scorpio Season into Our Season, remember the great Cake Car, leave the demon's head on the floor, launch off on a low budget spaceship, fail at calendars again, show no mercy in the classroom, make a Skittle murder pact, throw our bodies out of the shower,...
Published 11/08/21
It's officially turkey time and the DM has brought on an actual, real-life turkey to join this team of best buddies! So grab a friend and join the party as we get introduced to Titus, tell forbidden peacock stories, blast the pod at work, remember the bones days, get forced to either be t**s out or promote, go full exorcism, roll the unrude dice, pitch the Puppy Pals dog hair toys, call in some robot party planners, make a shark connection, ignore the dark times, visit the murderous squirrel...
Published 11/01/21
Can you believe there's still a whole week to celebrate the spooky times?! The DM can't so she called in her friends to help her celebrate by creating their very own scary stories! So grab your flashlight and join the party as we immediately mess up the theme, get confused by calendars, dress up as a fool, question the search history, put poison in the wine, worry about our past selves, befriend the creepy kids, Home Alone it, discuss the merits of bedside snacks, get lost in the wilderness,...
Published 10/25/21
There is a key, unseen member of this podcast who has not been getting the recognition he deserves. He was our inspiration since day one and the DM is here to let everyone know just why that is. So bleach your hair and join the party as we: give a sacrifice to El Torito, forget an anniversary, debate a cheater's qualifications, be proud of our stains, warn the kids of their future, magically turn our dogs into cuddlers, charm all the puppies, worry about the kids, find out who is the better...
Published 10/18/21
They came, they saw, they chomped! Our favorite holiday, Fat Bear Week, has concluded and we've got the fat chompion on to celebrate. So stock up on salmon and join the party as we get a little glutinous, introduce royalty, bring the chunk, discover hidden witch powers, miss a foot sale, almost burn it all down, do a very on-brand fail, own up to our Scooby-Doo favoritism, bear in wuv, attempt to figure out what Couch Guy is about, get our weekly Tik Tok update, experience weather, appreciate...
Published 10/11/21
We have been podcasting for over two centuries!! Wait no, just two hundred episodes...but that's still a big deal and we are celebrating it big time! So grab your chunkiest dice and join the party as we remember the chaos endured, give it all in the intro, finally nail our Christopher Walken impression, determine our biggest episode, take a stroll down memory lane, update our Podcast Awards news, find a pasta partner, keep up the perfect streak, bring that 20's energy, ruin the wedding, make...
Published 10/04/21
There is only one person wild and reckless enough to join on an adventure this wild and reckless and that's Ty from the Side Character Quest podcast. So grab your smallest d20 and join the party as we: dance battle our enemies, blow a success out of our noses, take a 3-hour nap, fail at air conditioners, play in the dirt, go on a fake photo adventure, witness an official Ty Lie, suffer from bad weather vibes, come in with a nougat transition, get diagnosed with bread, gain a healthy fear of...
Published 09/27/21
The DM was worried about our unnatural level and wanted to check in and make sure that we are still supplying those good, unnatural vibes. So get ready to fail and join the party as we: pull out a knife, take over all the classes, go into a panic spiral, connect through squatting, visit the pet store under the couch, ban together as bustin buds, talk up a hat, have a chat with the wind, look with our eyes, get thrown in with Katelynn, duck to avoid flying candy bars, share our trundle bed...
Published 09/13/21
It looks like Bachelor in Paradise is looking for some new hosts so we are taking our shot at the gig and submitting an audition tape! Grab a rose and join the party as they: take on the Weird Al challenge, use the core to parkour, chat with the crabs, identity as a bursting sausage, finally find our inner selves, rip through two pants, go flys out, use the pee-pee headphones, try to figure out what the happada hap in the pants is, memorialize a mug, give Marveller a garage door, clarify the...
Published 09/06/21
It's PSL season which means that these Profoundly Stupid Losers are at their most powerful! So prepare your mind and join the party as we: treat Twilight like the good book it is, major in Nerd, refuse to make a poll, say RIP to the nuts, get locked out of the house, debate a prank, take a trip to the water store, transform into a nasty monster, find ourselves on the silver screen, react live to a monster, read a cheerful book, nerd out on girls, let the profoundness bubbly out, appreciate...
Published 08/30/21
Books has been turned into a literal book and instead of trying to do something about it, the other two have decided to talk about their various origin stories instead! So grab your bookmark and join the party as we: grow some unfortunate hair, try to reign in the energy, serve up beef-shakes to the beefcakes, rip our shorts, accept the butt-out motto, get a clean take, become the orange juice Hansel and Gretel, get a job offer after a fail, go down the dark dragon path, relieve the trauma of...
Published 08/23/21
Hold on. These voices are not those of your normal host!! They do sound just as cool and young so this should be alright! Grab your Baja Blast flavored Metamucil and join this new crew as they: bring a young boy energy, tear it up in wine country, make age-appropriate references, Hocus Pocus with the Brocuses, turn the movie boys into nerd boys, blue all over their keyboard, "fix" a stationary bike, fail our boy Tony Hawk, do a jumpkick to the teethies, nerd out with some fboys, finally dip...
Published 08/16/21
These fierce podcasters have been training for years for this one moment at a chance to bring home the gold! So grab your gear and join the party as we: get to smiting, make your ears ring and sing, hit a perfect C Sharp, learn about Book's new tattoo/life motto, hoard blurry dog photos, put a kid in the dog wash, try to wrangle a wet puppy, get stumped in the Bone Zone, boldly go in love where no one has gone before, use astronomy math, become a student of the stars, die right after a mic...
Published 08/09/21
We have started a dangerous point deduction game and this week's DM, Books, is not going to miss her chance to get in on this! So pick your words carefully and join the party as we: enroll at Books University, introduce Sir Katelynn the Bestower of Juggernauts, learn that Steve wonders about me and you, share car chase tips, work together to compose a story, stay vigilant against banned words, use a fancy algorithm, join the booty business, do a dirty, unlock a new fear, frighten the...
Published 08/02/21
Katelynn is our DM again and this time she may just be throwing us a normal pool party? That can't be right. Well, let's dive in and see! So put on some sunblock and join the party as we cannonball in, use up all our good jokes, turn a town hall meeting into an impromptu musical, greet food before people, pay the Dougall cut, support the office ecosystem, hang out at the computer virus house, pass on playlists, pick the vibe for the year, share our book trauma, learn the mannequins secret,...
Published 07/26/21
The DM has a new adventure planned for us and this one is full of...hot dogs?? Yep, hot dogs! So grab a bun and join the party as we: let dogs out, cream them jeans, get a jiggle-to start-car, cast the next hit anime, drift with our dog, bring DMX to our school, communicate through barks, compliment a mysterious meat, nibble some bits, flabergast our boy Franklin, remember the nakey gymnastic times, put cheese on a fat hog, meet the new Mattress Emporoer MODOK, keep Mercutio with us and on...
Published 07/19/21
In an episode far far away, one DM rose up with evil intentions and took away mad points from the other party members. Today...that party gets their revenge! So get petty and join the party as we explore bde god energy, kip the boy, make cute little vests, throw a door kicking party, build morale through demolition, appreciate moms doing bits, feed Books, be the bad influence, befriend all the dads, bring math onto the show, get in a semicolon argument, give Katelynn a chance, determine that...
Published 07/12/21
There's been a deviation from the sacred timeline and variant versions of ourselves have come over to try and take over our show. Will we be able to stop them and restore the timeline or will there forever be new hosts? Grab your temporal pads and join the party as we die on mic, leave the pod in shambles, send out a murder alert, flip our inderwear, let you in on a secret, get a check stolen by our dog, display expensive tastes, get scared of sleep, revive the Vikings, get caught by a blind...
Published 07/05/21
10 years ago someone wrote in all of our yearbooks "Don't ever change" and at this reunion, we are going to figure out if we were able to pull that off! So grab your yearbooks and join the party as we come into existence, reach out through the gmails, adapt to the darkness, finally have our dumbest fail yet, show our adaptability, lurk in the corner, become an interview gremlin, tutor the grandchildren, steal theater tricks, put the big deer in a papoose, make an end of the world candy...
Published 06/28/21
The DM is tired of our constant refusal to learn from our fails and she has decided to try a new technique to get through to us. Will this episode be a triumphant display of the power of music and lyrics? Let's see! Grab your favorite record and join the party as we compliment just one, go red for the team, become a dirty lizard, add the 3rth day, find a new skincare routine, get paid for a bad promo, lay down a new books rap, appreciate events, wear a dogs dream, view mountains as a...
Published 06/21/21
Have you checked the calendar recently? If you have then you may have noticed that it's officially time for hot pod summer! That means there are only 3 rules to follow. 1. Be unapologetically you 2. Get your money and 3. Make it hot. So grab your best outfit and join the party as we: make a whale of an entrance, find our new tagline, just try to communicate, appreciate the pod, get put on an equal playing field, slap the handshake, chose vase, witness grandma getting twisted in the ocean,...
Published 06/14/21