36 episodes

The songs from the best albums ever made, ranked from awful to awfully good!  Four longtime music and list-making friends dig into everything from new wave to indiepop to classic rock to bygone oldies from the early 00s and beyond. Recorded in exotic California and Colorado locales, the quartet ranks and riles each other up with sarcasm, fanboy fervor, indie-snobbery and fascinating facts. Podcasting goodness from the makers of music pages Your Older Brother and Yer Doin' Great. Please stalk us and share YOUR rankings on F-book, Intagramps and Twittah @wewillrankyoupod !

We Will Rank You Adam, Dan, Jim & Sam

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    • 4.8 • 21 Ratings

The songs from the best albums ever made, ranked from awful to awfully good!  Four longtime music and list-making friends dig into everything from new wave to indiepop to classic rock to bygone oldies from the early 00s and beyond. Recorded in exotic California and Colorado locales, the quartet ranks and riles each other up with sarcasm, fanboy fervor, indie-snobbery and fascinating facts. Podcasting goodness from the makers of music pages Your Older Brother and Yer Doin' Great. Please stalk us and share YOUR rankings on F-book, Intagramps and Twittah @wewillrankyoupod !

    Best. Covers. Ever. Wildcard Epsisode

    Best. Covers. Ever. Wildcard Epsisode

    Best. Covers. Ever. Wildcard EpisodeWhat're your favorite cover songs!? A great man once sang "It's like he's tracing Picasso and calling it art." On this wildcard episode, we each rank and celebrate the five greatest and single worst covers ever recorded, talk about the fascinatin' history of covers vs standards and reunite legendary trombone-fronted NYC band Cover Me Badd as guest rankers! Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your favorite Xerox store.  Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram & Threads and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .  

    SPOILERS/FILE UNDER:AC/DC, Air Supply, Argent, the Bangles, Barenaked Ladies, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Berlin, David Bowie, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Kate Bush, Johnny Cash, Centromatic, Joe Cocker, Leonard Cohen, Elvis Costello, Cover Me Badd, cover songs, covers, Coverville, Devo, Dream Academy, Bob Dylan, Electric Light Orchestra, Food For Feet, Funland, the Futureheads, the Guess Who, Guns n Roses, Robert Hazard, the Hollies, Wanda Jackson, Jellyfish, Mark Kozelek, Langley Schools Music Project, Cyndi Lauper, Led Zeppelin, Lucius, Madness, Paul McCartney, Joni Mitchell, the Posies, the Rolling Stones, Linda Ronstadt, Screaming Females, Simon & Garfunkel, Jessica Simpson, the Smiths, Star Spangled Banner, Taylor Swift, T Pain, THAT'S A COVER?!, This Mortal Coil, trombone, Lara Trump, Wall of Voodoo, Jack White, Will To Power, Wings, Stevie Wonder

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    • 2 hr 16 min
    Here's Little Richard ranked

    Here's Little Richard ranked

    What’s your most loved and least favorite song on Little Richard's debut album, 1957's Here's Little Richard?! We finally delve into the 1950s by talking about the oldest album we've ranked yet. Adam repeatedly circles back to himself, talking about his short European tour with the red-hot Little Richards and interviews two of its main creators: Sparkle Gail Higgins, longtime London/NY/California vintage clothing queen and Heartbreakers road manager who named her San Diego store the Girl Can't Help It and her friend Robert Lopez (El Vez), who started the wild allstar act to play at her store. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your favorite piano store.  Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram & Threads and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .



    Architect of Rock and Roll, Attitude, A-WOOOOOOO, a-wop-bop-a-loo-mop-a-lop-bam-boom, Baby, the beat, the beat, the beat, the Beatles, Pat Boone, Can't Believe You Wanna Leave, choreography, El Vez, energy, the Girl Can't Help It, Good Golly Miss Molly, the Heartbreakers, Sparkle Gail Higgins,  Benny Hill, Jenny, Jenny, Little Adam, Little Richard, Little Robert, the Little Richards, Long Tall Sally, Robert Lopez, Lucille, Dean Martin, Paul McCartney, Miss Ann, my band, my band, my band, Oh Why?, Richard Penniman, piano, Elvis Presley, Ready Teddy, Rip It Up, rock and roll, Rubber Duckie, saxophone solo, She's Got It, shut up, Slippin' and Slidin', Trio, True, Fine Mama, Tutti Frutti, 1957.

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    • 1 hr 38 min
    Squeeze - Sweets From A Stranger ranked

    Squeeze - Sweets From A Stranger ranked

    NEW EPISODE UP! What’s your most loved and least favorite song on Squeeze's Sweets From A Stranger album?! Dan picked another non-obvious record by a band we all love for this episode. Whole lotta praise heaped on the masters of UK song styling and we get a surprise text guest ranking from our high school friend Dan Evans before fading back into hiatusland. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your favorite black coffeehouse.  Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram & Threads and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .



    John Bentley, Black Coffee in Bed, Blur, Paul Carrack, Elvis Costello, Chris Difford, The Elephant Ride, Fountains of Wayne, Hall & Oates, His House Her Home, Robyn Hitchcock, Jools Holland, I Can't Hold On, I've Returned, Joe Jackson, Jellyfish, jigsaw, Gilson Lavis, Muppets, new wave, Onto the Dance Floor, Out of Touch, Points of View, the Proclaimers, Frank Sinatra, Don Snow, Squeeze, Stranger Than the Stranger on the Shore, Supergrass, Sweets From A Stranger, Glenn Tilbrook, Tongue Like a Knife, The Very First Dance, we are not new wave, When the Hangover Strikes, XTC, Paul Young, 1982.          US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.comhttp://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttps://www.threads.net/@WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo http://www.YourOlderBrother.com(Sam's music page) http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

    • 2 hr 4 min
    XTC - Oranges & Lemons ranked

    XTC - Oranges & Lemons ranked

    What’s your most loved and least favorite song on XTC's Oranges & Lemons album?! In the middle of our so-called hiatus, Jim again chose to rank Swindon's finest by selecting their fine 11th export. We were graced by not one but two guest rankers who witnessed the band recording the album in Los Angeles: Mike Keneally, a former Frank Zappa guitarist who played guitar on one of the album's outtakes and Gary Helsinger, the Green Jello singer and then-Tower Records employee who got to hang with the band at Summa Studios and KROQ's studios during this era. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your favorite garden of podcast delights. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram & Threads and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .



    Acoustic tour, Across This Antheap, AGAIN?! The Beatles, Boy George, bridge, David Byrne, Chalkhills and Children, Elvis Costello, Cynical Days, Depeche Mode, Dukes of Stratosphear, ecstasy, eighties, fake horns, Paul Fox, Garden of Earthly Delights, Green Jello, Green Jelly, Dave Gregory, Happy Families, Gary Helsinger, Here Comes President Kill Again, Hold Me My Daddy, Mark Isham, Jellyfish, Mike Keneally, King for a Day, KROQ, Jim Laspesa, Love on a Farmboy's Wages, The Loving, Pat Mastelotto, Mayor of Simpleton, Merely a Man, Miniature Sun, Mister Mister, Colin Moulding, musical masturbation, new wave, Ocean Way Studios, Oingo Boingo, One of the Millions, Oranges & Lemons, Andy Partridge, Pink Thing, Poor Skeleton Steps Out, psychedelic rock, Scarecrow People, Science Friction, She's Having A Baby, shillings, sixties, Skylarking, sophisti-pop, Take This Town, They Might Be Giants, Tower Records Sunset, XTC, Frank Zappa, 1989.                US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.comhttp://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttps://www.threads.net/@WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo http://www.YourOlderBrother.com(Sam's music page) http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

    • 2 hr 31 min
    Depeche Mode - Memento Mori ranked

    Depeche Mode - Memento Mori ranked

    NEW EPISODE UP! What’s your most loved and least favorite song on Depeche Mode's Memento Mori album?! We were prepping to take a year off but Sam's suggestion to rank DM's latest before it was even released was too tempting to not do ASAP. It still took us weeks to record and almost a year to release but it's fun to hear our fresh reactions. Even more fun is finally recording recollections of decades of memories of one of our favorite bands of all-time since we hadn't started a podcast when we ranked Black Celebration a few years ago. Edited by Sam. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your favorite wagging tongue supplier.   Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram & Threads and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:Always You, Before We Drown, Blasphemous Rumours, David Bowie, Richard Butler, death, Don't Say You Love Me, Christian Eigner, Andrew Fletcher, James Ford, Dave Gahan, Ghosts Again, Peter Gordeno, Martin L. Gore, Halo, harmonies, high speed car chase, Lost Highway, David Lynch, Memento Mori, My Cosmos Is Mine, My Favourite Stranger, Never Let Me Go, new wave, People Are Good, Marta Salogni, Soul with Me, Speak to Me, synthpop, Wagging Tongue, Alan Wilder, 2023.US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.comhttp://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPodhttps://www.threads.net/@WeWillRankYouPodhttp://www.twitter.com/WeWillRankYouPo http://www.YourOlderBrother.com(Sam's music page) http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

    • 2 hr 17 min
    Fleetwood Mac - Rumours ranked, Request Episode

    Fleetwood Mac - Rumours ranked, Request Episode

    What’s your most loved and least favorite song on Fleetwood Mac's album Rumours?! For our third request episode, Dan's teenage nephew Esher suggested the 1977 classic and it won our public election. This second season finale turned out as epic as the album itself, with several rankings the likes of which we've never seen in our 30 episodes. Lots of fun facts and opinions and tales about the album producer getting you fired from the hosts plus the nominator nephew himself and Mara Kuge of the long-running Los Angeles AM Gold party Soft Rock Sundays. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your local second hand newsstand. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .



    SPOILERS/FILE UNDER:Alcohol, Beyond Yacht Rock, Big Love, breakups, Lindsey Buckingham, Buckingham/Nicks, Irene Cara, Rio Caraeff, The Chain, classic rock, clavinet, Clinton inaugural ball, Crunch Media, dobro, Dogg Face, Don't Look Down, Don't Stop, Dreams, drugs, Janice Engel, Esher, Chris Farley, Mick Fleetwood, Fleetwood Mac, Go Your Own Way, Going Home documentary, Gold Dust Woman, harmonies, Hole, I Don't Want to Know, Jellyfish, Mara Kuge, Led Zeppelin, Lola (My Love), Christine McVie, John McVie, the Move, Never Going Back Again, Stevie Nicks, Oh Daddy, Pixies, request episode, Rhiannon, Rumours, season finale, Second Hand News, soft rock, Soft Rock Sunday, Songbird, Whenever I Call You Friend, yacht rock, Yachtski scale, You Make Loving Fun, Zellerbach Hall, 1977

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    • 2 hr 28 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
21 Ratings

21 Ratings

Rydog Sauldog ,

I love the ranking system.

This is a podcast done by people that clearly love some great music. I love that they rank each track off of a given album. Half that the time I am am screaming ‘you’re ranking it wrong!’ but that is all part of it. It is fun hearing the reactions when one of their rankings is way off from the others. To the one that ranked I Wanna Be Adored 10th on the Stone Roses’ debut album - you were so very wrong and I would like to give you a chance to re rank that. I would love to hear this podcast actually rank a bad album for fun and see what the higher ranking songs would be by default.

livfor518 ,

Uptown top rankin’

This podcast is the absolute best ! My friend Theresa bought me upto speed yesterday and I’m three podcasts deep and it’s the best !! This is my music and my time (except I was in England at the time!) and the back and forth about the music, the little details, the personal recollections, the rating and rankings, the friendships are great listening. It’s so more-ish. Please get to New Order, Ultravox and REM when you can!!! How do I get to know the back stories of the guys doing the Pod ! So informed !!! Keep it coming !

EmbersEditor ,

Should Rank At The Top Of Your Podcast Listening...

A lively, warm and spirited roundtable discussion with four guys who are knowledgable, enthusiasitc and charismatic. An engaging, entertaining and fabulous listen--you'll learn, you'll laugh and you'll start ranking your own favorites alongside these terrific hosts.

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