TOPIC: What if we became trappers? Send us more "What if?" questions at: [email protected] Intro and outro by SUNNEY

TOPIC: What if in high school we got invited to a slumber party? Send us more "What if" questions!!! [email protected] Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

TOPICS: What if you gained control over a tiny country? . . . Send us more "What if?" Questions at [email protected] . . Intro and Outro Music by SUNNEY

What if you got to choose your best friend's kid's name? Send us more "What If?" Questions at: [email protected] Intro and outro music by SUNNEY

What if you got your head stuck in a fence? // What if we were competing to be the biggest bully in school? Send us more "What If?" questions at: [email protected] Intro and Outro music by SUNNEY

TOPICS: "What if we got lost in the woods?" // "What if we were at a water park that was being held hostage by criminals?" Send us more "What if" questions!!!! Email: [email protected] Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

TOPICS: What if our hearts weren't in the podcast anymore? // What if knees were the new butts? // What if you crashed your bike into a pedestrian? Send us more 'What if" questions Email:[email protected] Intro and outro done by SUNNEY

I never really participated in specific sports or anything, but once I hit 40, I started to get a little bit more active and began swimming more. -Shigeru Miyamoto TOPICS: What if you had to do a wisdom tooth removal, bullet removal or breast implant? // What if you were invited to a real life murder mystery party and told to commit real murders or your family would die? // What if Joaquin, Jaku, and Miguel were a thrupple and co-parented 2 little girls? SNEAK PEEK: "I only shop on...

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. - Benedict Cumberbatch TOPICS: What if we were at the mall shopping? // Ashlyn AKA Guadalupe asks... What if you had to rename the clouds? // What if your spouse had an otherworldly and unexplainable impulse to disappear? SNEAK PEEK: "Ape-us Eroticus" // "Hummus Protectus!" // "Falcon Falkon With a K Lightning." // "Sufficancer." // "Guppies!" // "The Summer She...

"The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself." - Mark Zhugerberg TOPICS: What if you had to do your podcast without saying "what" or "if"?What if your spouse turned into a megaton? // What if Miguel didn’t exist and Jaku was just, purposefully, making up a second voice for Miguel for the sake of the podcast to make people think he had a cohost? Or what if Miguel was real at one point but between episode 2 and 3 Jaku murdered Miguel in a crime of passion but now feels remorse and...

"The writer is the engineer of the Human soul.” - Joseph Stalin TOPICS: What if God told you the next that you pursue will be a success? // What if someone you worked for confessed their love to you? // What if it was illegal to buy meat you didn't hunt yourself? SNEAK PEEK: "Can you stop being so miserable it's annoying me so bad." // "If he was going to confess his love for me he would do it like a gentleman" // "I do not trademark that for myself." // "I'll look over the way you are...

"Tell the children the truth." -Bob Marley TOPICS: What if Megalodon was still alive? // What if everyone said your house was haunted, but you saw anything paranormal? // What dogs went extinct? SNEAK PEEK:"It's like Moby Dick but every weekend." // "Megalodon in its natural habitat." // "Kellogg's....better than masturbation." // "Elephant Play-Doh." // "your mom was being a bully...but you were pretty stupid." Intro summited by Kim Tea Send us more "what if"...

"I've committed to surfing the rest of my life." -Lance Armstrong TOPICS: What if you saw someone riding your stolen bike? SNEAK PEEK: "I listen to a podcast as a mental supplement." \\ "Just maim you, nothing drastic." \\ "The new Porsche, OCTOPORSCHE, it has eight wheels." \\ "Don't throw your pigs in pearls,they can't swim in them." \\ "I shave my earlobes for heat." Send us more "What if" questions at [email protected] Intro & Outro done by SUNNEY

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."  - Albert Einstein TOPICS: What if you were tasked with writing all of the children's books for the next generation? \\ What if you were tasked with writing the plots for the next biggest hit sit com?  SNEAK PEEK: "Young boy of thirty years old." \\ "Kermit frog is way more important than women's rights!" \\ "is that what truama is? Just preparing for therapy." \\ "I'm the Anti-vigilante, I break laws and fight cops." \\...

"We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm." - Winston Churchill TOPICS: What if while on a road trip you stay in a town which has a local news station that tells news of a reality very different from your own? // What if you are stuck on a flight for 12 hours, sitting next to...(Ex? First crush? Someone you're convinced is an alien?) SNEAK PEEK: "I haven't seen anyone for 8 hours..." // "I would worship Winston Churchill if he glowed!" // "He's Tricking the Rebloblicans...

"I respect all grandpas around the world doin' it big." - Machine Gun Kelly TOPICS: What if you discovered you were a robot? // What if we became famous scientists with enough sponsorship and grant money to perform any experiment we wanted?  SNEAK PEEK: "Grandpas Doing it everywhere all the time." // "You're just a need be robot trying to make his way in the world." // "I tried to get a PhD in milk biology to save the sick cows!!" // "*I cut my hand off* You thought I was bluffing huh...

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" -Barack Obama TOPICS: What if you got knocked unconscious and an old man brought you home? // What if someone bet you one thousand dollars to take someone out on the most awkward date ever? // What if money was time? // What if we used fighters instead of lawyers to represent people in court? SNEAK PEEK: "We went Funeral Hopping!" // "We play Wii tennis until on or both of us is saved!" // "Then it doesn't matter if they have their hands tied behind...

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." - Mike Myers TOPICS: What if you were the number 1 fan of a podcast but the people who made the podcast didn't appreciate you? //  What if your podcast love wasn't reciprocated? //  What if you woke up and the world was run by all cats, lions and kittens alike? // What if you woke up a completely different ethnicity? // What if your favorite podcast low key hated your guts and didn't think your listening was good...

"Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up." - Morgan Freeman TOPICS: What if you were born with an arch nemesis?  // What if you and a friend were seeing if you could fit in a washing machine, but you got stuck inside and your friend left you there? // What if we were master hackers? SNEAK PEEK: "Racist twins, the worst kind of racists." // " Two in a million."...

“If anything is certain, it is that I myself am not a Marxist. [In a letter about the peculiar 'Marxism' which arose in France 1882]” ― Karl Marx TOPICS: What if we were in Monsters INC. What would our monsters be like? // What if you were picked to replace a host in a TV Show, Which show would hope to be swapped into // What if we were the architects of heaven and hell? SNEAK PEEK: "A handshake that could birth a nation." // "I play with the devil's critters." // "The worst thing...

"The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am." - Steve Irwin TOPICS: What if we were rival boy scout leaders together? // What if we had to start a new social media app? SNEAK PEEK: "Mind catnip." // "Stabbed by a bee." // "Sting you with poison." // "Predators eat whole grains." // "My children are dead." // "Omg JAKU, i mean DAD!" // "We are the Preds, we eat breads!" Email us more "What if?"...

"I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" - Mario Mario TOPICS: What if you could have any item fictional or not but you had to send a person to the backrooms? // What if we were on the same dating show? SNEAK PEEK: "It's like a donut of hair." // "It's like purgatory but better but scary." // "Like an indentured friend!" // "Daddy ring bearer?" // "Humans, they have glands everywhere." // "Double nutrients." Email us more "What if?" questions! [email protected]

"Anyone can be a Superman, but nobody can be Jackie Chan." - Jackie Chan TOPICS: What if you were an item on a diner table, which would you be? // What if you were the next Doctor in Dr. Who? SNEAK PEEK: "It's like the Gucci of soap bars!" // "I didn't like the juicy part of soup." // "I tried my darndest!" // "This is like IKEA... there are no rules!" Email us more "What if?" questions! [email protected]

“Everyone makes mistakes, so why can’t you?” — Big Bird TOPICS: What if you were framed for a crime, couldn't prove your innocence, and had to go on the run?! // What if only one person in your family u it could talk? // What if you had to work at a job you had no experience with? SNEAK PEEK: "Long Overly sexualized neck!" // "Everyone knows you flee to the east!" // "Did you say cheese?! Then I kill myself." // "U can't make cheese in prison." Email Us: [email protected]