"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." - Mike Myers TOPICS: What if you were the number 1 fan of a podcast but the people who made the podcast didn't appreciate you? //  What if your podcast love wasn't reciprocated? //  What if you woke up and the world was run by all cats, lions and kittens alike? // What if you woke up a completely different ethnicity? // What if your favorite podcast low key hated your guts and didn't think your listening was good enough?  SNEAK PEEK: "My brain is like a rabbit, always multiplying and you can't catch it." // "I'm sorry, you said Hard-boiled egg and i heard testicle." // "The point of your pelvis is to make love." // "I don't have the curse of God when i take my shirt off." // "The weebs in california will flock to their homeland." // "you could Forrest Gump it." Send us more what if questions! [email protected] Intro and outro done by SUNNEY