"I've committed to surfing the rest of my life." -Lance Armstrong TOPICS: What if you saw someone riding your stolen bike? SNEAK PEEK: "I listen to a podcast as a mental supplement." \\ "Just maim you, nothing drastic." \\ "The new Porsche, OCTOPORSCHE, it has eight wheels." \\ "Don't throw your pigs in pearls,they can't swim in them." \\ "I shave my earlobes for heat." Send us more "What if" questions at [email protected] Intro & Outro done by SUNNEY