Where The Fck Are The Popcorn Bags Mantis & Brianna

Welcome back Pee Bagz! Mantis and Bri find themselves in “Spain” with the Mandalorian for The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022). As usual they watch the movie and talk some shit. Throw on Paddington 2, trim that hairline back, and don’t trust anyone that looks like Bad Bunny, because they’ll f*****g do you dirty!

The Pee Bagz head out on a quest for some D only to find a shit show at the end of a rainbow. The Lost City (2022) stars Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum in a pathetic Gen-Z take on Romancing the Stone (1984). In this episode Mantis and Brianna discuss Brad Pitt’s historical career, Mantis coozes all over the place and Brianna reveals a Pee Bag first for her. Slap on your sequin jumpsuit, grab some proactiv for your backne, and find out if Daniel Radcliffe really is the boy who lived because this movie sucked some big D.

Make way for the Mean Bean Machine! The Pee Bagz head to the Four Seasons Oahu for Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022). This sad attempt at a movie stars James Marsden, Jim Carrey, Tika Sumpter, Ben Schwartz, and Idris Elba. In this episode, Mantis and the MBM tear apart this film like vultures, Mantis catches some nostalgic feels, and Brianna sounds like she has the ‘rona. Gather up your infinity stones, call up your flying squirrel friend, and you’re welcome for saving you 2 hours, because this sucked ass!

Do you want to see Spiderman and a confused white rapper to find some treasure? Well, then do we have the movie for you. Uncharted (2022) stars Tom Holland, Mark Wahlberg and some other people no one recognized, in an extremely underwhelming take on a beloved video game franchise. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss which streaming services are worth it, try out some new laughs, and discover a new type of comedian. Don’t trust anyone, don’t wait for Marky Mark to catch his breath, and try not to mess up your face up cringing the whole time because this Pirates of the Caribbean reboot is WEIRD!

The Pee Bagz travel to Christian Disneyland for The Eyes of Tammy Faye (2021) starring Jessica Chastain and Andrew Garfield as the famous headline making televangelists. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss the 2002 Mel Gibson banger "Signs", the Bakker’s jowls, and Jessica Chastain’s whacky ass career. Touch up your eye shadow tattoos, wrap up in your best mink coat, and slam back a diet coke with some Ativan because Glory, Glory, Hallelujah you won’t want to miss this!

I AM VENGENCE! The Pee Bagz find themselves in the darkness, knee deep in water at Gotham Square Garden, praying someone with a Bat-Flair comes and finds them. The Batman (2022) stars Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, Paul Dano, Colin Farrell, John Turturro, and Jeffrey Wright in a refreshingly dark and violent take on the DC legend. In this episode, Mantis and Brianna discuss Bruce Wayne’s foreskin, Mantis uses his fancy cinema vocabulary, and Brianna digs her own grave. Smear on your black eyeliner, throw back some eye drops, and watch out for live wires, because Edward Cullen just hit puberty and he needs to fucking prove himself!