We’re talking… chat show Rom, upsetting emails, stubbed toes and smacked bottoms, theme park problems, our worst dumping experiences, Tom’s microphone troubles, low confidence phone calls, morale-boosting mates, strange heckles and a very blocked ear. Plus a few email questions on a missing teeth...

We’re talking… being earnest, a W&O fantasy football league, breakfast energy drinks, meeting King Charles, due diligence (or a lack of), royal performances, palace toilets, too much choice in shops, size 12 trainers, pre-gig eating and 3D printed burgers. Then some email questions on...

We’re talking… big openers, a BAFTA de-brief, chat-show anecdotes, afterparty invites, Crawley droughts, the brilliance of Back To The Future, being a shoulder double and pilot flops. Then, after a quick sing-song and some nursery grime anxiety, we answer emails on looking like a pig, rat or...