Episodes
Oh, boy, it's another solo Cyclops episode. And this time it's a Wild West bonanza. When Scott flies to a desert town to look for an old friend, he winds up stranded and powerless in a militant town run by a ruthless mutant leader. Cyke's gotta prove his leadership chops if he hopes to inspire the peaceful mutant townspeople to strike back against subjugation. Join The Boyz as they take a trip in their wagon and search for gold by digging into Secrets, Not Long Buried.
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Published 01/13/24
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! For countless episodes, The Boyz have shaken their fist at the sky and screamed "WHERE'S MORPH?!" At long last, we proudly present the return of our favorite shape-shifting, wise-cracking X-Man. And he's brought a few of our favorite Season One friends with him. Is Morph ready to re-join the squad or do sinister thoughts still plague him? Are he and Wolverine still best friends? Does he have a real name? We'll answer these questions and more as we recap Season 4 Episode 6,...
Published 01/01/24
When an old enemy from the past makes Xavier lose himself, the X-Men soon find themselves facing off with an evil version of their fearless leader. Join The Boyz as they discuss Professor X’s favorite subject: himself.
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Published 12/14/23
Oh, Magnus... Where have you been? Well, it turns out our long lost friend Magneto was cooking up his boldest plan yet in his quest to save mutantkind. Set your Blackbird coordinates for Asteroid M. You’re in for a double-whammy two-parter filled with Ex-friends, Ex-lovers, and X-Boyz.
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Published 12/09/23
We're back in the USSR! Omega Red returns with revenge on his mind. And revenge is a dish best served up icy cold at the bottom of the ocean where a nuclear submarine is set to launch warheads that could destroy the entire world. It's straight up Mission Impossible time and the Boyz are here to light the fuse. But they're gonna need a team of experts (like special guest Content Dracula) if they hope to take on one of the X-Men's greatest foes.
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Published 11/30/23
THE BOYZ ARE BACK. And so is Juggs. It's been a while but Andrew, Henry and John are here to talk about new fan favorite Eugene, a cool elevator security guard and yell at each other about Professor Xavier's backstory in the season 4 premiere.
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Published 11/25/23
Season 3 was 19 episodes that packed an intergalactic punch so powerful it would knock Gladiator out of his cute lil' space boots. So the Boyz are here to set the record straight on where our core nine X-Men stand for some power rankings. But wait... there's more! It wouldn't be a season wrap-up without some head-to-head draft warfare and this time we're each choosing a team of 4 XMTAS characters powerful enough to take on the queen of Season 3 herself -- Dark Phoenix (Queen Pheen).
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Published 07/06/23
It's the Season 3 Finale, "Love in Vain!" Rogue's got a rendezvous with an ex-man of hers when her highschool sweetheart Cody shows up. Join Andrew, Henry, and John as they bring this intergalactic season to a fitting close with extraterrestrial invasion featuring space whales, The Brood, and a lean, green Wolverine.
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Published 07/05/23
Happy belated Father's Day because "Daddy's home." Cyke's daddy, that is. Join the Boyz and a special guest as they dive into the penultimate Season 3 Episode, Orphan's End. Will Scott narc on his intergalactic outlaw father to the Shi'ar authorities? Will Storm wear her hair up or down? Blastoff with a high-flying episode that's so fun you might just feel like you're flying, too.
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Published 06/28/23
The Boyz bring parts 3 and 4 of the Dark Phoenix Saga to a close. Jean's Daddy comes home. Gladiator and Lillandra return for a showdown of the ages, and Professor X puts the X-Men's lives on the line (yet again.) Truly awesome.
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Published 05/27/23
The wait is over. Join the Boyz as they cover a most beloved chapter in XMTAS - The Dark Phoenix pts. 1 and 2: Dazzled and The Inner Circle. Jean's back but the Pheen (Phoenix) is still raging inside her. Cyke's got *sparks* with another woman. Jean finally gets married (and it ain't to Scott). And most importantly - Wolverine eats a turkey leg.
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Published 05/12/23
Hold onto your pterodactyls, cuz you're about to get a double-dose of danger as the Boyz cover Savage Land, Strange Heart Parts 1 and 2. What makes this multi-climated warring world tick? Why is there a witch worshipping a giant stone head? Since when are Storm's powers out of control? Should we care about any of this? You may need a drink for this one. We certainly did.
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Published 04/03/23
Like the famous Eugene O'Neil play from 1946: The Iceman Has Comed. Bobby Drake a.k.a. that sleet surfin' S.O.B. makes his long-awaited debut in COLD COMFORT and the Boyz couldn't be more thrilled. Why'd he quit the X-Men? Who's his ex-girlfriend and why is her hair so green? Is she single? Why is she so perfect? Questions like this and more shall be discussed and answered by X-Factor X-perts, The X-Boyz.
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Published 03/18/23
The Boyz are here to take a MOJO FILLER episode and make it a MOJO THRILLER. That's right, Mojo's back. This time he's invading Earth and looking to hunt down that intergalactic heartthrob and titular character of this week's ep - Longshot. It's up to Wolverine, his cowboy hat, and the rest of the X-Men to stop a most unwelcome invasion of genetically engineered lunatics. I swear to Gog you're gonna have a blast.
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Published 03/06/23
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a weaponized mutant bloodthirsty for revenge! IT'S ARCHANGEL. After a sub par episode in the series, the Boyz are happy to report that we're flying high again with an all-timer -- "Obsession." Beast falls in love with Siri. Rogue has a crazy crush that ain't a cajun. And Apocalypse gets so big that your tiny televisions back in '94 couldn't even contain him. The name is X-Boyz. Remember it!
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Published 02/23/23
Cyclops quits the X-Men! And hey, we don't blame him. This episode is kind of a stinker. But the X-Boyz are here to turn these lemons (bad XMTAS episode) into lemonade (a wildly enjoyable X-Boyz episode). And what better way to celebrate the worst episode of the series with our very worst special guest yet. "No Mutant Is An Island" is an anomaly of an episode that aired over two years after its intended release. More fun facts like this inside! Come on in!
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Published 02/17/23
The Phoenix Saga CONCLUDES! PARTS FOUR AND FIVE of the 5-part Phoenix extravaganza. We got Starjammers. We got space crystals. We got Cyclops playing a game of catch with his old man. Not to mention the most heartbreaking farewell since Morphy boy. Join us as we pay tribute to one of the most beloved X-storylines to date. Trust us when we say you "don't want to miss a thing." -Aerosmith
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Published 01/27/23
The Phoenix Saga BEGINS! Slam your rods together and join the Boyz as they blast off to outer space for PARTS ONE THROUGH THREE of the 5-part Phoenix extravaganza (Parts 4 and 5 next week). Will our X-Men be able to stop a power-hungry emperor? (And no, we aren't talking about Dark Professor X) Can Jean cream the competition or will she have to dig deeper and... evolve? Here comes a juggernaut-sized episode slamming right into your ear holes.
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Published 01/19/23
IT'S SEASON 3, MON AMI. In the Summer of 1994, XMTAS kicked off their third season with what series co-creator Eric Lewald called "a pre-season sneak preview" -- two action-packed episodes on one mondo-rad VHS tape. And that two-part episode was none other than "Out of the Past," a fan-adored episode that claws deeper into Wolvy's history with his ex-lover Yuriko a.k.a. Lady Deathstrike a.k.a. Not Heather! Join The X-Boyz as they present you with a 'lil holiday treat. It's what the pod...
Published 12/30/22
SEASON TWO FINALE EXTRAVAGANZA! Swing through the Savage Land with your favorite nasty Boyz as we bring a most Sinister season to a close with Reunion pts. 1 and 2. And wait! There's Mor(ph)! Stick around for a special mutant draft VILLAIN EDITION. The Boyz honor our fiendish season 2 cover art by each drafting teams of the most evil mutants ever assembled. Vote on your favorite on Twitter @xboyzpod.
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Published 11/14/22
Once upon a time Henry, John, and Andrew had three separate pods that combined to form one glorious pod -- THE X-BOYZ. And this was all thanks to one man: MOJO. Join us as we celebrate the X-BOYZ: ORIGINS and put the "ultimate" in "penultimate" with "Mojovision," Episode 11 of Season 2 of XMTAS. Please like and subscribe (Mojo's watching). We love Mojo... And here's hoping that, by the end of this ep, you'll love that round boy too.
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Published 11/01/22
Beast's in love. Wolvy's in disguise. You're in for a great episode. Join the Joy Boyz, Andrew, Henry and John as they recap, reminisce, and ramble about Season 2 Episode 10 of XMTAS: "Beauty and the Beast." We don't have any guests this time so please hang out with us. We're so lonely.
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Published 10/25/22
We did it! We found a real life woman who was actually willing to talk to us! Hollywood costumer X-traordinaire MaryElise Martin joins the Boyz to talk all about her favorite Mississippi Queen. That's right, The X-Boyz People are covering Episode 9 of Season 2: "A Rogue Tale." Long before C**** D****** (redacted for spoilers) was soaring through the MCU, she was featured in XMTAS. Where did Rogue's powers come from? Who's her daddy? How much did Henry, Andrew, and John pay Mary to be here?...
Published 10/18/22
The Boyz are headed back to the future to reunite with two time-hoppin' gunslingers -- Bishop and Cable. And there's no one better to help John, Andrew, and Henry unweave a massive two-part time travel episode than beloved boyz friend, Rob (Anime SHUN). The future may be bleak for the X-Men, but it's looking awfully bright for you. So bodyslide yourself into your comfiest chair. Your future self will be very happy with you for listening.
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Published 10/11/22
Good gravy! The X-Boyz are stirring up their finest pot of gumbo as they cover a very special Gambit-charged episode of XMTAS: "X-Ternally Yours." Gambit rushes back home to the swamp to rescue his estranged brother while dodging the advances of his (e)X-lover. It's an episode so nice, we had to give it some spice - so John called in his own brother from the bayou, Jake, to join us for the pod and help suss out which Cajun-isms are authentic and which are too x-treme.
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Published 10/04/22