“Benedict!!! I don’t know how much time I have, but you need to know this. The Rat is secretly an Elder God who is going to team up with Cthulhu to take over the world. I would suggest gearing up with some Mithril Chainmail and a sword made of titanium. I also suggest you making Suki super large to use as a steed, and bringing Producer Joe as a sidekick and inevitable sacrifice. You are the only one that can save us. Good luck, Benedict, you may need it. P.S. I think a follower of the rat is behind me and about to kill me, so if you’re seeing this, I have successfully sent it, though may still be dead.”
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08/15/21